Little Johnnie was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up including fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc.
Johnnie was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money. "
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the the children to work on some exercises and took little Johnnie aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnnie, "He works for the Democratic National Committee to elect John Kerry, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.
Yes, I have heard that one, but it bears repeating!