[rightinthemiddle]

If you don't need to read the article, then what are you doing here on FR?

I come here for information to defeat liberalism, and a bunch of other "isms."

Geez...people calling me a "democrat." Them's fightin' words.

Oh, well...it livened things up a bit.

[michigander]

If you don't need to read the article,

I don't need to read it because I already read it yesterday.

then what are you doing here on FR?

Comedy relief. But, since that didn't work, I guess pointing out the "Search" function will have to suffice for now.