True terror: Cat Stevens comeback

Houston Chronicle ^ | September 26, 2004 | ANDY BOROWITZ

[grey_whiskers]

"Cat Stevens is the first front in the war on terror, with Seals and Croft a close second."

WTF^TM do Seals and Crofts have to do with this?
Pardon my French, it's past my bedtime... "grin"

But the only song IIRC that was a hit of Seals & Crofts was "Diamond Girl"

Personal note: enjoyed the song when I was young, only noticed the sterling guitar solo / bridge once I was older.

Did I mention it was past my bedtime?

[Husker8877]

"I'll Play for You"

"We may Never Pass this Way Again"

Several other big hits I can't recall at the moment. And Seals' brother England Dan had a couple big hits with his partner John Ford Coley ("Really Love to See You Tonight" being the big one.)

(Oh, the horror...)

[Syncro]

Well who needs a skate key anyway?

All the skates were taken apart back in the 50's and nailed on each end of a 2x4.

Kerry would like the key to how he is going to skate through these next few weeks.

Heck some boater he is he can't even find the key to his oar locks...

[glock rocks]

Summer Breeze?

[infowarrior]

Kerry is ignorant beyond belief, the very definition of a "lightweight," and an absolute embarrassment to the democrat party.

If you had scoped out the field in the Dem primary season, you'd know that with the exception of one, the conenders wetre all "lightweights" (at best, with Sharpie and Mostly-Fraud being actual "bantamweights"). The sole "middleweight" in their stable was Lieberman, and he got absolutely nowhere.

As to point two, well, if the Democratic Party were capable anymore of feeling shame, then I suppose they would be embarrassed, but it's increasingly obvious that they long ago lost any capacity for the feeling of shame. To which I say, "What do you expect from a group of donkeys, anyway?"

the infowarrior

[NYCVirago]

Kerry is ignorant beyond belief, the very definition of a "lightweight," and an absolute embarrassment to the democrat party. When George Bush took office, Cat Stevens no longer existed. In 2001, "Cat Stevens" had a new name and a new cause as an IslamoFascist bagman, raising funds and carrying cash for al Queda terrorist groups. Israel did not allow this fecal mass to enter their country.

This article probably should have been labeled as "humor." It's a joke.

[LadyDoc]

Nope, Mr. Lincoln, we don't see a problem with any of the Booth family. They're just actors...

[Fresh Wind]

Cat should be grateful that he lives in such a tolerant world. If Saddam was in charge here, he would have cut Cat's tongue out. That would do wonders for his singing career.