The girl in the back: "Whata schmuck, he thinks itsa beer, hahaha (I still have some more left, gotta hold it.)"
The girl in the back: "Whata schmuck, he thinks itsa beer, hahaha (I still have some more left, gotta hold it.)"
Old joke:
A guy walks into a bar bets that he can identify any vintage of wine just by tasting it. So the regulars hand him glasses of different wines, and nothing stumps him. "Ah yes, that's a 1988 Ravenswood Zinfandel, from the north slope, if I'm not mistaken". And so on.Finally a drunk at the end of the bar slides him a wine glass with an amber liquid in it. The expert takes a sip, spits it out, and yells, "THAT'S P*SS!"
The drunk says, "yeah, now how old am I?"