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Title this pic of John Kerry with football, September 26, 2004
Yahoo News ^ | September 25,2004

Posted on 09/25/2004 9:20:14 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776

Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry passes the ball in front of cameras and reporters before a game of touch football on the Esplanade in Boston, Massachusetts September 25, 2004.


(Excerpt) Read more at story.news.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: caption; captionthis; doofus; dork; kerry; kerryisadoofus; kerryisadork; whatadoofus; whatadork
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To: gov_bean_ counter

I believe you may be right. The Senator does not look healthy. He frequently takes vacations. Sure, he gets botox injections, but that doesn't explain his pallor and short breaths.

There are better ways to disguise health concerns than portraying the candidate as a 'girlie-man', though! Please, for the sake of sports fans everywhere, this man needs to be banned from participating in any sport! he's starting to make Al Gore look in touch with the average man.


121 posted on 09/25/2004 10:30:30 PM PDT by Soul Seeker
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To: AmericanMade1776

CAPTION: John Kerry plays "touchy-feely" football with estactic, drooling members of the MSM...


122 posted on 09/25/2004 10:30:42 PM PDT by Lurking2Long
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To: AmericanMade1776

The caption should be "Kerry prepares for Hail Mary on November 2nd"

Sack 'em, W!!


123 posted on 09/25/2004 10:31:17 PM PDT by DTogo (U.S. out of U.N. U.N out of U.S.)
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To: mountn man

all of that movement in your story you could have fit the word "lurch" or "lurched" into it :^D somehting like .. so, I lurched behind a tree while the enemy was shooting.. LOL


124 posted on 09/25/2004 10:33:06 PM PDT by FesterUSMC
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To: AmericanMade1776
Maher Likens KERRY to Retarded Children (this is an edited version for fun)

CNSNews.com

Tuesday, Jan. 16, 2001

Talk show host Bill Maher has been criticized for remarks he made during a recent episode dealing with parenthood in which he concluded that Kerry and mentally retarded children were cut from the same mold.

The show, which aired Thursday, featured a panel of four guests who discussed parental responsibilities with "Politically Incorrect" host Maher.

At one point, Maher told a guest he had John f. Kerry but no children, and added, "I've often said if I had two retarded children, I'd be a hero, and yet Kerry, which is pretty much the same thing - what?"

Maher then continued by characterizing mentally retarded children as "sweet," "loving" and "kind, but they don't mentally advance at all."

" Kerry is like retarded children," said Maher, who once joked about murdering Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris .

One of the panelists then advised Maher that her 9-year-old nephew was mentally retarded and that she never considered him to be "like a little John Kerry."

" Well, maybe you should," Maher replied.

Maher's assistant in Los Angeles said the talk show host was not available for comment, and no one else was immediately available to issue a statement.

Voice of the Retarded Inc. Executive Director Tamie Hopp called Maher's remarks "insensitive," "shocking" and indicative of "his ignorance."

" I understand his show often aims for the shock value," Hopp said, "but shock value at the expense of people with mental retardation is really inexcusable."

Hopp also said that, had she been a guest on Maher's show that Thursday evening, she "would have taken issue with those statements and worked to explain ... [mentally retarded individuals] are human beings that deserve more confidence in what they've been able to do."

Spokesmen with other organizations for mentally retarded persons could not be contacted because of the Martin Luther King birthday holiday.

The Arc of the United States, the "nation's leading national organization on mental retardation," according to its Internet site, stressed the importance of preserving the dignity of those with lower intelligence quotients.

" People with mental retardation must be treated with dignity and respect and have their dreams and desires acknowledged and acted upon," The Arc stated. "[They must] have the opportunity to advocate for themselves ... with the knowledge that their demands and suggestions will be heard and given fair consideration."


125 posted on 09/25/2004 10:33:17 PM PDT by beaelysium (Paradise is always where love dwells.)
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To: AmericanMade1776

Grumpy McGramps, an unemployed Kerry staffer, tosses a decent spiral to a receiver while under pressure from his boss.

"'T'wern't too hard," reported the jobless McGramps. "He ain't as spry as those hot-dogging photos show. I made him look bad and he don't appreciate that."


126 posted on 09/25/2004 10:35:53 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: beaelysium

If I had a special needs child, I too would be offended at them being compared to that retard John Kerry.


127 posted on 09/25/2004 10:35:59 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (Barack Obama is the worst Senate candidate in U.S. history.)
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To: A Citizen Reporter

That one works to. He definetly looks like he's comfortable with it. That only happens if your used to using it.


128 posted on 09/25/2004 10:36:02 PM PDT by mountn man
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To: Rollee
He hurts my eyes.

Sometimes my dental fillings actually "zing" when I see a Kerry Action Figure photo...kind of like chewing on aluminum.

the prince of dorkness

That's it! That should be his official title! John F'n Kerry, The Prince of Dorkness.

Perfecto, Rollee!
129 posted on 09/25/2004 10:37:20 PM PDT by hummingbird ("If it wasn't for the insomnia, I could have gotten some sleep!")
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To: AmericanMade1776

My God that first pic looks like Ray Bulger--If he only had a brain.


130 posted on 09/25/2004 10:38:05 PM PDT by longfellow (You're either with US or from Hollywood! Ultimateamerican.com)
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To: Rome2000
He takes being a DORK to a whole new level, almost superhero like

Your right. He reminds me of the Damon Wayans character from In Living Color...HANDY BOY

131 posted on 09/25/2004 10:38:52 PM PDT by mountn man
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To: AmericanMade1776
I'd be more impressed if kerry were playing with these guys...


132 posted on 09/25/2004 10:39:01 PM PDT by Bonaparte (twisting slowly, slowly in the wind...)
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To: longfellow
My God that first pic looks like Ray Bulger--If he only had a brain.

Yes, Kerry is a walking, talking straw man.

133 posted on 09/25/2004 10:40:07 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (Barack Obama is the worst Senate candidate in U.S. history.)
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To: FesterUSMC
You are correct, FesterUSMC...dorks deserve more respect than we are giving them when we compare them to Kerry. Why don't we go with 'pud' for a while. John F'n Kerry. The Prince of Pud. <8^)
134 posted on 09/25/2004 10:42:10 PM PDT by hummingbird ("If it wasn't for the insomnia, I could have gotten some sleep!")
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To: AmericanMade1776

Foghorn Leghorn tries his wing at the football.


135 posted on 09/25/2004 10:43:31 PM PDT by Ruth A.
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To: FesterUSMC

No sale. They're holding out for the wrestling photos with Edwards!


136 posted on 09/25/2004 10:46:25 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: hummingbird

Kerry gives Dorks a bad name, when I was growning up and we needed extra people to play football even the dorks in our neighborhood were no where near as gay as Kerry.


137 posted on 09/25/2004 10:49:23 PM PDT by FesterUSMC
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To: AmericanMade1776

"Football? Well, like any other average American guy, I just love the feel of the old horse skin and the exhileration of making that first basket of the game."

138 posted on 09/25/2004 10:52:12 PM PDT by gnarledmaw
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To: FesterUSMC

http://img87.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img87&image=thetwist2.swf (Flash animation 30kb)


139 posted on 09/25/2004 10:53:07 PM PDT by igoramus987
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To: AmericanMade1776
It's kinda late, I'm pretty tired, and this thread is gonna about put me over the edge...
 
When will this guy ever learn to run screaming from any sporting gear whenever there's even a hint of a camera within telephoto range?! (I refrain from using allcaps but would've preferred to.)
 
ALL the pictures of this guy have led me to one sure conclusion... for whatever reason, photojournalists hate JF'nK.

140 posted on 09/25/2004 10:55:16 PM PDT by AnnaZ (John Kerry is a social clymer.)
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