Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry passes the ball in front of cameras and reporters before a game of touch football on the Esplanade in Boston, Massachusetts September 25, 2004.
Posted on 09/25/2004 9:20:14 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry passes the ball in front of cameras and reporters before a game of touch football on the Esplanade in Boston, Massachusetts September 25, 2004.
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Apologies to Pat.
Unlike Kerry, he was just kidding.
Wondered if any of these photos had been posted...I was at the theater earlier. Funny stuff...
I didn't think I could dislike or disrespect anyone more than clintigula and his spawn of satan wife, but now we have the prince of dorkness and that creature he is married too. Such disgraceful, ignorant people the left attracts.
Title: "I'm jutht tho butch!"
Fester, I am beginning to believe that John Kerry is completely detached from the rest of the country , excluding Massachusetts. John Kerry has been a Senator in a State for nearly 20 years, without any one contesting him during the elections, except for Gov William Weld one time. Kerry just has no clues. I am beginning to think that John Kerry is just ignorant.
I think the Kerry camp feels, and rightly so, there are lingering health questions. Rather than release the results of physical exams they stage little events of Kerry participating in physical activity. IMHO, they are hiding something.
OH GOSH!!! Would someone tell Kerry that we all know he has never 'tossed the ball' around before this election and he looks just plain stupid. Wussified at best. Jeez, are they doing it on purpose??? You would think the first 80 photo's of him looking dorky would have been enough.
Someone really has to tell Kerry how dorky he looks doing these things. OTOH, maybe he's just trying to solidify the dork vote...shoring up the dork base, as it were. <8^)
Please, dork even play better than that! He is going for the gay vote! And going for it hard!
Hail Kerry Pass Falls 50 Yards Short - Democrats Lose
look at his left hand, LIMP WRIST! ^
"You know, I once threw a hand grenade just... this... way. In Vietnam, of course. I was in Vietnam."
"Okay, were going to do this over and over and over again until you peons FINALLY let me make a f&$#ing touchdown!"
Reporter 1: Oh Mister Kerry (smooch-smooch), highly exalted one (slurp-slurp), You look so... so... dashing, playing football. Were you taking time off from your grueling campaign schedule?
JFK: Well, yes son we were. My staff here has been working pretty hard, and I felt they needed and deserved a break. I am fine and ready to go on, but my staff really needed this time off.
Reporter 2: Senator Kerry, your Royal Highness, Sir. I noticed your athletic prowess sir. Have you played sports before?
JFK: Well, yes young man I have. I played football with my boatmates when I was in Viet Nam. Have I told you I was in Viet Nam? Well me and my guys would play football in our down time, because I figured it would keep my crews minds and bodies sharp.
JFK: In fact one time, in 1968, we were going down this river in Viet Nam, when this rocket whizzed right towards my swiftboat, heading straight for one of my guys. But because of my playing football with my guys, it kept my senses finely tuned. I lept from my position driving the boat and knocked one of my shipmates out of the way of the rocket. I then went back, grabbed the wheel, gunned the engine, and beached the boat. And not 10 feet from me a VC guerilla jumped up in front of me. My crew opened up with everything we had, but the VC ran behind a hooch. My gunner opened up on the hooch with our twin .50's, and I leapt off the boat, and dashed down this trail, after the VC. With bullets zinging by, and roots all over the ground, it was just like playing football, zigging and zagging, and juking and jiving. Because thats what you do when you play football, and play war. I mean fight wars.
JFK: Well after I caught up to the VC who was cowaring behind the hooch....you should see what twin .50's do to a hooch....well this VC sees me and he's pretty shot up and all...and I figure its either him or me... so I shot him. And thats how I got my Silver Star with the V device...the only one ever given out. And I was given it by the Secretary of Defense no less.
JFK: And that everyone, is why I'm out here playing football with my staff. 1-for recreation. But more importantly...to keep my staff sharp and in peak physical and mental shape...like I was in Viet Nam. You never know when you'll need it.
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