"Do you see this sign? It says DO NOT ENTER. Why couldn't they have had
the decency to show it to me before the presidential primaries?"
Posted on 09/25/2004 4:14:13 PM PDT by itsnevertoolate
On yesterday's Crack-ups did anyone notice the scars, or raised ridges, around Kerry's hairline in picture # 6?
Does Kerry wear a wig, or are those scars from hair transplants?
"Do you see this sign? It says DO NOT ENTER. Why couldn't they have had
the decency to show it to me before the presidential primaries?"
"Are you saying his teeth look fake? I was thinking that, too!"
Imagine if President Bush disappeared for a day and returned with a whole new smile.
Kerry did that in June and the dying media, for the most part, pretended not to notice.
It's obvious that Kerry had his crooked front teeth replaced with porcelain veneers and his remaining teeth whitened.
Which of course, when the Boston media noticed his new choppers, he denied.
"A Brighter Look from Kerry; a flashier look from Brady "
By Carol Beggy & Mark Shanahan, Globe Staff | June 15, 2004
"TELLING THE TOOTH "
Despite a temporary loss of wrinkles, Senator John Kerry denied claims earlier this year that he underwent Botox treatments.
But there's no denying the aftereffects of a piece of cosmetic work he had done yesterday.
The presumptive Democratic presidential nominee emerged from a morning of seclusion in Washington with two new pearly-white-capped teeth at a airport rally in Atlantic City.
The noticeably improved smile is not only bright, it corrects the angled teeth and one prior miscolored cap.
Ever coy, Kerry aides said he had the crown replaced on his right front tooth (previously lost in a hockey injury) and a new crown placed on the lesser tooth beside it
(the focus of a recent root-canal procedure).
Other than that, the aides insist he had his teeth cleaned but not whitened. Still, the high-wattage smile was apparent as Kerry headed off by helicopter for a fund-raiser at the home of rock star Jon Bon Jovi, himself the veteran of a canine cap job."
The irony for Kerry is that his cosmetic dental work has given him a more feminine mouth, which obviously suits him.
"Oh, yuck, he's going to touch me. He's going to dirty my white shirt. I need it for
this football photo op. Someone tell him to go away. Where's my blocking?"
LOL!
Wow, how kennedyesque, except for the sunken eyes.
Kerry may be a good debater, but I'm betting he can't restrain his lizard-tongue habit. I have my scorepad ready to count his little tongue flicks. It beats listening to his "message".
I agree with you about picture #4. He looks okay in that one.
It's the first time I have seen him look halfway decent.
Yes, that's his first wife's brother David.
"A confused Kerry campaign unsuccessfully attempts to re-enact the cover to the Beatle's classic album, Abbey Road"
Zachary!!
He closes his eyes when he catches the ball!!!! Even I know that's wrong.
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