"Georrrrrrge W. Bush is nothing but a craven Hip Hopper!"
Posted on 09/24/2004 2:55:48 PM PDT by NavVet
Washington, DC - CBS News is reporting that records obtained by a Freedom of Information Act request indicate that President George W. Bush skipped the annual Houston Kiwanis Pancake Breakfast on January 25, 1972. This occurred at a time in which the future President was a member of the Executive Board of the Houston Kiwanis. "George Bush was AWOL in 1972," said Democrat challenger John Kerry last night during a campaign rally in Massachusetts, a key battleground state in Kerry's attempt to top Walter Mondale's 1984 electoral vote tally. "While I was throwing away my medals and meeting with the Viet Cong in Paris, George W. Bush was skipping out on his Kiwanis obligations. Well, the American people won't stand for this. And when I am President I promise that I'll show up to work every day in order to undermine the efforts of our brave men and women in the Armed Forces and to give aid and comfort to the enemy."
In related news, the Politburo of the People's Republic of Vietnam announced today that it is renaming the city of Hue to John Kerry City in honor of the senator's efforts to promote the victory of international communism.
(Excerpt) Read more at brokennewz.com ...
This is ridiculous...
Outrageous... it was a perfect opprtunity to feat on waffles.
Two things;
1) You don't need to excerpt Broken Newz.
2) Make sure to flag humor postings as such, for example;
Records Show Bush Skipped Kiwanis Breakfast in 1972 (Humor)
Records Show Bush Skipped Kiwanis Breakfast in 1972 (Parody)
etc...
At first I thought "You've got to be kidding..." and then realized you were!
"Georrrrrrge W. Bush is nothing but a craven Hip Hopper!"
That's probably not far from the truth...
I thought about the waffle angle, but since the article talks about pancakes, I had to go with flap jacks.
lol
Isn't that what selecting "Humor" in the topics section does.
Impeachment hearings should begin immeadiatly.
This is an outrage!
Can you please pass the jelly?
Man oh man, Bush'll lose 5 maybe 6 votes over this....... (very funny).
These little funnies are sometimes headed "Laugh Breaks."
Well, you can then see it as a topic...but most people don't bother looking at the topic.
The title, OTOH, people rarely miss.
Just a friendly suggestion to save you some grief.
This is not as bad as when I skipped latrine duty in 1980 with another guy. We ducked around a corner when we saw the Training Instructor approaching with 2 garbage can lids and urgent looking.
I LOVE it!
Now we can sit back and wait for Terry McAulliffe to make this a major campaign issue.
You can call me anything, just don't call me late for breakfast.
LOL.
Yeah until a dozen people complain to the admin about your posting and start demanding humor postings be banned.
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