[NavVet]

I'm afraid this one might stick like a syrup covered flapjack.

[sam_whiskey]

This is ridiculous...

[Lunatic Fringe]

Outrageous... it was a perfect opprtunity to feat on waffles.

[swilhelm73]

Two things;

1) You don't need to excerpt Broken Newz.

2) Make sure to flag humor postings as such, for example;

Records Show Bush Skipped Kiwanis Breakfast in 1972 (Humor)

Records Show Bush Skipped Kiwanis Breakfast in 1972 (Parody)

etc...

[RockinRight]

At first I thought "You've got to be kidding..." and then realized you were!

[r9etb]

I'm afraid this one might stick like a syrup covered flapjack

"Georrrrrrge W. Bush is nothing but a craven Hip Hopper!"

[RockinRight]

key battleground state in Kerry's attempt to top Walter Mondale's 1984 electoral vote tally

That's probably not far from the truth...

[martin_fierro]

lol

[TSgt]

Impeachment hearings should begin immeadiatly.

This is an outrage!

Can you please pass the jelly?

[Liz]

Man oh man, Bush'll lose 5 maybe 6 votes over this....... (very funny).

These little funnies are sometimes headed "Laugh Breaks."

[BobS]

This is not as bad as when I skipped latrine duty in 1980 with another guy. We ducked around a corner when we saw the Training Instructor approaching with 2 garbage can lids and urgent looking.

[spodefly]

You can call me anything, just don't call me late for breakfast.

[Mike Fieschko]

Kiwanis, huh.

Always thought they were a little . . well, you know . . .

[7.62 x 51mm]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I'll take a stack of steaming-hot flapjacks, butter and syrup, sausage, homefries, biscuits and gravy, and a couple of glasses of cold whole milk. Reminds me of the saturday morning Boy Scout Pancake Breakfasts back in the early 60s.

[mtg]

Geez, I think GWB oughta be shot for this. This is the kind of thing that makes the whole world hate the U.S. It's no wonder we have global warming.

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

I am so sick of this crap. Everyone knows that before 1980 the Houston Kiwanis held their Pancake Breakfast on Friday mornings. January 25, 1972 was a Tuesday.

The only time this rule did not apply was in 74 when the Super Bowl was at Rice Stadium and screwed up the entire month.

[TommyDale]

Now that I have re-read the original post, I am convinced that CBS has forged this document.

[Kokojmudd]

Aunt Jemima will be mighty dissapointed!

Sincerely,

L. Cabin

[Paul_B]

Kerry's just ticked because it wasn't a waffle breakfast..

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Doesn't Bush know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day???

[dfwgator]

I've heard CBS is about to break a story that several Kroger employees are going to reveal that in 1977, George Bush went through the express lane with more than 15 items, and they have the real receipts as proof. I don't think the pajamahadeen will be able to bail him out of this one.