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Mother of the Year candidate (found on Boortz)
Roanoke Times (via Boortz)

Posted on 09/24/2004 6:39:17 AM PDT by Phantom Lord

Mother to be, sucking on a cigarette, is concerned about how the noise from jackhammers will effect her unborn child...



TOPICS: Miscellaneous; US: Virginia; Unclassified
KEYWORDS: jackhammer; mother; pregnant; smoking

1 posted on 09/24/2004 6:39:17 AM PDT by Phantom Lord
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"Oh, ho, ho, irony! Oh, no, no, we don't get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was getting tired of being stared at. "
2 posted on 09/24/2004 6:40:54 AM PDT by atomicpossum (If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.©)
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Jay Leno material?


3 posted on 09/24/2004 6:41:00 AM PDT by nuconvert (Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.)
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damn...I need to copy that picture...that's a hoot...


4 posted on 09/24/2004 6:41:48 AM PDT by Armedanddangerous (Yep..you caught me....you caught the Tater...)
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LOL! I knew someone who smoked like a chimney but spent every weekend protesting the existence of a nuclear power plant 50 miles away.

She'd also scream bloody murder when she saw a city bus blow diesel smoke into the air. I'd say "too bad the bus doesn't use a clean, non-polluting form of energy like nuclear power."


5 posted on 09/24/2004 6:45:50 AM PDT by VisualizeSmallerGovernment (Question Liberal Authority)
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It looks like a grandmother is about to give birth.


6 posted on 09/24/2004 6:49:56 AM PDT by CaptainK
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She's 35 and balding, how sad is that for a woman. I fink jackhammers be the least of her and her kiddy's issues.


7 posted on 09/24/2004 6:52:32 AM PDT by TheRatHunter
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I'm sure the stress brought on by all that construction noise is enough to drive the poor girl to drink too.


8 posted on 09/24/2004 6:52:42 AM PDT by WideGlide (That light at the end of the tunnel might be a muzzle flash.)
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As you can imagine there ahve already been several letters to the editors pointing out the idiocy. This woman lives in a poorer part of the city; working class (nothing wrong with that) but most definitely not as well educated in general.


9 posted on 09/24/2004 6:55:39 AM PDT by Gone GF
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The poor gal looks like Barbra Striesand in her prime.

I guess smoking is such a priority in her life that she can't put down her butt long enough to get her photo taken.


10 posted on 09/24/2004 7:38:49 AM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs (I was born naturally but raised Cesarean.)
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