MAD ABOUT COWS (Kerry moisturizes with bovine Bag Balm)

NY POST ^ | September 24, 2004 | RICHARD JOHNSON PAGE SIX

[Liz]

I wonder what Terayza uses to moisturize? Horse lotion?

[beyond the sea]

John Kerry (above) likes to lubricate his chapped lips with Bag Balm

"Bag Balm" -- hmmmm, he could use it on "the old bag" he has for a wife.

[LiberalBassTurds]

Teresa uses custom made imported "Hag Balm."

[Salamander]

Bag Balm is fine for your hands but it reeks of sulfur.
Why on earth would anyone want their breath to smell like rotten eggs?
I put it on my dogs when I don't want them chewing or licking at a cut or somesuch thing.

[Inge_CAV]

"I wonder what Terayza uses to moisturize? Horse lotion?"

Would that be one bag or two?

[South40]

I think Hillary uses it on her chafed thighs.

[fat city]

No wonder he's so unctuous-- time to call in Naomi Wolf for an Alpha Makeover. "Bacon grease, John, its sooo masculine."

[Liz]

[Lijahsbubbe]

And yet another endearing trait! He's so loveable!

[TN4Liberty]

The former Senator from Wyoming, tall slim republican whose name escapes me, was a big advocate of this stuff. Maybe their attempt to appear "down home."

[Veto!]

Why on earth would anyone want their breath to smell like rotten eggs?

To keep an ugly wife on her side of the mansion.

[Salamander]

[Liz]

Yeah, but then he's gotta cook all that bacon in hotel rooms.

Why doesn't he take along large can of Crisco (cackle).

[LiberalBassTurds]

Alan Simpson?

[TN4Liberty]

I didn't know about the smell. Maybe that explains Terayzah's reaction whenever JFnK tried to kiss her (like her apparent revulsion needed an explanation).

[Salamander]

That explains her clawing at his face every time he closes in for a smooch.

[beyond the sea]

I think Hillary uses it on her chafed thighs. ---

ROFL

[Liz]

LOL.....and Terayza buys it in the large economy size, I see.

[Fracas]

Perhaps the Bag Balm people will hire little Johnny Edwards and sue for damage to their reputation.

[battlegearboat]

Mama-T wears an asphidity bag.