Cool. If enough of 'em leave i'm thinkin'....
* The reintroduction of the muscle car (w/ashtrays)
* Lawn darts
* The Tonight Show starring Laura Ingraham
* Conservative college profs.
* Ayn Rand Memorial libraries
* 99 cent/ Gal Anwar brand gasoline
* Dodgeball
* The CBS Evening News with Charles Krauthammer
I can dream can't I?
:o)
...also:
* Tobacco shops on every corner instead of Starbucks (tm)
* Vouchers so parents can send kids to school of choice or homeschool
* 'Late Night with Michael Savage'
* Mandatory gun safety training in 6th grade
* Tax credits for stay-at-home moms
* 'Good Morning America with Ann Coulter'
* 'Heather Has A Mom and A Dad'
* BET News with Bill Cosby and JC Watts'
* The Mel Gibson Film Festival
* Pres. "Jeb" Bush 44 and VP Condoleeza Rice
* The Mullahs in Iran & Kim Jung Il in chains
* National Guard reformed along Swiss lines