...also:
* Tobacco shops on every corner instead of Starbucks (tm)
* Vouchers so parents can send kids to school of choice or homeschool
* 'Late Night with Michael Savage'
* Mandatory gun safety training in 6th grade
* Tax credits for stay-at-home moms
* 'Good Morning America with Ann Coulter'
* 'Heather Has A Mom and A Dad'
* BET News with Bill Cosby and JC Watts'
* The Mel Gibson Film Festival
* Pres. "Jeb" Bush 44 and VP Condoleeza Rice
* The Mullahs in Iran & Kim Jung Il in chains
* National Guard reformed along Swiss lines
These people are idiots.