Posted on 09/23/2004 1:50:34 PM PDT by PaulaB
SALT LAKE CITY - Happiness and joy: What made a recent vacation perfect was the first sign of dour Democrats preparing to flee America at the prospect of President Bush’s re-election.
Having escaped Florida's dog days and Hurricane Frances, we were passing through lovely Utah when, to check a restaurant listing, we picked up something called City Weekly, one of those free left-wing yuppie tabloids that infest most sizable cities. Our heart soared when we took a gander at this item, even though we realize most limousine leftists will remain as firmly ensconced in America as Alec Baldwin:
Canada. Costa Rica. New Zealand. They’ve all come up in conversation as a variety of people ask the pressing question, "Where can we go?” They’re not talking about an idyllic vacation. They’re talking about an escape hatch, a Plan B in case the elections don’t go as they hope. It’s a question I hear asked frequently these days from people of various political persuasions. They aren’t the young and disillusioned with nothing to lose. They are mainstream, thoughtful, well-established people who own their homes, have good paying jobs, dutifully pay their taxes and vote in every election. But they’re nervous about what might happen come November and beyond.
"You know how Fortune comes out with the ‘10 Best Places to Live in America?’ Well, we need a list of the ‘10 Best Places for Disgusted Americans,’” a well-heeled gentleman who owns his own business told me over lunch. "Vancouver is too cold, but I don’t like the tropics. They make me too lazy. There must be a place like Oregon that’s outside the grasp of George Bush.”
Like most who toy with the idea, it’s doubtful he’ll move out of the country. He has too much invested in his life and career here, as do so many of his generation. Of those who have threatened to flee, I know of only one couple that has followed through. Charles and Marilyn, who asked that I not use their last names, have sold their East Bench home, given away expensive appliances, tools, and furniture, and found a place in western Canada outside the rain zone.
The two retired professionals say they have lost faith in the direction America is taking. "It’s not just Bush,” says Charles. "The wealthy and powerful have essentially bought the government, the Congress, the presidency for George Bush, the Supreme Court, and, in states where courts are elected, they’ve bought courts. They’ve bought legislatures in every state capital. And there’s no way that these people are going to go against business. It doesn’t matter if Kerry or Bush or Nader is elected. The courts will do what pleases business. The problem I have is that half the people in this country think that’s right. People are totally irrational.”
"I don’t understand why people aren’t rising up,” says Marilyn. "But the materialistic culture keeps people so busy acquiring stuff and taking care of stuff that they’re too busy to fight.”
"They’re inert,” adds Charles.
Worse than a materialistic culture too sated to respond to big business hijacking its government, Marilyn sees a culture in decline. She cites parallels to the way the Roman Empire fell: "Things are too far gone to be corrected. There’s going to be real unpleasantness.”
Their decision to leave has elicited a wide range of responses, from indignation and charges of paranoia to envy. "We’ve been approached by people who want to pick our brains on how to do it,” says Marilyn. "It’s not simple to pick up and leave. All the things you have to deal with in a measured way take some planning.”
The couple is still working out the details, but they plan to go into Canada as "seasonal visitors” and hold onto their U.S. citizenship for Medicare and Social Security purposes.
"You only get one shot at life,” says Marilyn, who has worked on many social causes. "People say we should stay and fight, but when you see the tide coming in, you move. You have to know when to hold and know when to fold.”
Marilyn and Charles have decided it’s time to fold.
'Made Me Puke'
After a great hiking trip in Idaho, Oregon and northern Utah, we passed through Salt Lake two weeks later and picked up another issue of City Weekly. Among the letters to the editor was this rib tickler:
Blowing Chunks in Their Trunks The story of Americans "Charles and Marilyn” fleeing to Canada because of problems here in the United States made me puke ["Flight From Bushland,” Voices, Sept. 2, City Weekly]. They have an "East Bench” home containing "expensive appliances, tools, and furniture,” yet they somehow condemn American culture for becoming too "materialistic.”
But the thing really causing me to blow chunks is Charles and Marilyn are gonna be hiding deep in a bunker in western Canada while still collecting Social Security and Medicare checks from good ole Uncle Sam. Uncle Sam will still be feeding and protecting Charles and Marilyn—just as he always has—and no matter how wrong-headed they have become.
and dont let the door his you in the As* on the way out....
Don't toy with me.
It's those evil Big Business corporations that force the government to hand out these Medicare and SS bennies to Charles and Marilyn. I know because C & S told me business has hijacked the government, forcing it to enact minimum wage laws, price controls, disability access laws, high corporate taxes, product safety standards, etc. Oops, just saw Justice Kennedy walk by pushing a wheelbarrow of checks from Big Biz, heading straight to the bank. Gads! Must be time for me to take advantage of those long-term tourist discounts the french are dangling in front of me. I've got to escape before George Bush comes to my house with one of those checks in his hand!
Civil War?
As we like to say here in Tennessee, "Don't start none, won't be none."
Oh, yeah, they probably all have private jets or charters that are going there, anyway.
-PJ
Kim Jong-il could use about 2-3,000 foreign "human shields" along the DMZ right about Autumn 2005.
Let them go naked...
Tah Tah. Hope you have flush toilets in Western Canada. Oh, wait, I forgot that you liberals would rather squat above a hole in the ground to "preserve the environment."
Whatever. Later . . . much!
No need to keep their citizenship (or even to ever have been a citizen) to keep Social Security. The Government will send the check anywhere in the world you want. If you paid into it, it's your's. Citizenship is not and never has been a requirement.
As for Medicare, why would they want to keep that where you still have to pay for it while Canada has that wonderful 'government-pays-all' socialized medicine that won't cost them a single Loonie? Maybe for their "Golden Years" when he needs a by-pass or she needs hip replacement, they can hop a flight to Seattle and be treated the next day rather than waiting a year or two like they do in that wonderful non-materialistic Canada.
Freak'in idiots.
They are also talking about starting a "civil war", even though they are only armed with spit balls.
Where can I donate a one way ticket??
HA!! Thats a riot Kilo!
Its good that the Mansons would leave.
And the votes in Arizona don't matter....
Maybe they could move in with TEREEEEEZZZZA and have a big happy family together as one
Peace, Love, and Everything Beautiful *sigh* it's sad that people actually fall for that crap....
Hrmpt,
This country isn't good enough to live in, but they want our Medicare and SS.
Idiots.
Hope they move to the Yukon and get eaten by a Polar Bear.
(Or at least bitten by a moose.)
"So we would rather put it in the hands of wealthy marxists and famous entertainers who could do a better job of running your lives."
Siberia is way too conservative for these people. Even Mongolia is too democratic these days.
Cuba or North Korea is the place they ought to go.
Tell DU to bring it on..
with God and the truth, something they don't have, we can't lose
Wonder how many liberal leftists H'weirdos have threatened to leave America if the Prez is re-elected? I'm still waiting for Baldwin, Byrne, Streisand, Sarandon, etc. to leave. Don't forget about Garafalo who would crawl to Washington DC in glass on her all fours.
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