This story is sorta like winning the lottery, then finding out that you don't have to pay taxes on it, then finding out that your winnings will be delivered to you by Jessica Simpson, then finding out that she is going to stay with you after giving you the money, then finding out that she is going to leave after a month when you're sick of her, then finding out that she's going to be replaced by Anna Kournikova, then finding out that Anna Kournikova will be giving you a lottery ticket when she gets there, then finding out that the second lottery ticket will be worth even more than the first one, then finding out that your second jackpot will be delivered to you by Shania Twain, then finding out that Shania Twain will be staying with you after she gives you your winnings, then finding out that Anna Kournikova won't be leaving after Shania arrives, then finding out that you've just replaced Sammy Hagar as the lead singer of Van Halen...
Is that sorta like being invited to a jammie party, then finding out its just you, Ann, Laura, and Michele, and Heather Nauert is there to provide coverage?
The story isn't THAT good.
Yep, it doesn't get much better than this:)
The single best post in the history of FreeRepublic. Until tomorrow. My congratualtions.
Literally LOL :-)
Har! You could have stopped at Shania Twain, that would have been good enough for me. :-)
"This story is sorta like winning the lottery, then finding out that you don't have to pay taxes on it, then finding out that your winnings will be delivered to you by Jessica Simpson, then finding out that she is going to stay with you after giving you the money, then finding out that she is going to leave after a month when you're sick of her, then finding out that she's going to be replaced by Anna Kournikova, then finding out that Anna Kournikova will be giving you a lottery ticket when she gets there, then finding out that the second lottery ticket will be worth even more than the first one, then finding out that your second jackpot will be delivered to you by Shania Twain, then finding out that Shania Twain will be staying with you after she gives you your winnings, then finding out that Anna Kournikova won't be leaving after Shania arrives, then finding out that you've just replaced Sammy Hagar as the lead singer of Van Halen..."
You forgot about the plane to the playboy mansion and Hef letting you use his room for the weekend. Oh and all the playmates are there for the toga party and Miss August wants to stay with you because she is afraid of the dark.... Oh yeah, she brings you a winning lottery ticket.