Please...for the love of everything holy...put me on the independent commission.
I'm the guy. I promise. I can be really...really objective about Daddie Dan.
Hell...I'll even take off my pajamas and put on real clothes.
I'll do it...for FREE!!! I'll pay my own air fair!!!
Oh...wait...I already did an independent investigation...I just forgot to report my findings.
DAN...MAPES...ANN (I don't know the man-daughter/son's name)...LOCKHART...
THEY ARE ALL GUILTY!
Pray for W and Our Troops