Posted on 09/21/2004 1:43:42 PM PDT by quidnunc
Kerry's arrogance makes him a sitting duck for the comedians.
Excellent article.
"To that I say, bring it on wabbit"- Daffy(sitting)Duck
This guy rocks!!
You say saber. I say saber-tooth tiger, only nowhere near extinction.
"French skiers"?????????
"Senator Kerry was made for the role, a vain thin-skinned droning blueblood with an indestructible sense of his own status but none at all of his own ridiculousness. If Karl Rove had labored for a decade to produce a walking parody of the contemporary Democratic Partys remoteness, condescension, sense of entitlement, public evasiveness and tortured relationship with military matters, he couldnt have improved on John F Kerry."
For most of us this would be more than enough to see us through November: Why did John Kerry cross the road? I crossed the road to volunteer for Vietnam. Some of us know something about what it means to cross the road. Who was that lady I saw you with last night? That was no lady, that was my meal ticket. How many John Kerrys does it take to change a lightbulb? At least four. One to approve the removal of the old lightbulb. One to declare his courageous commitment to replacing the old bulb. One to vote against funding the new lightbulb. And one to denounce George W Bush and Americas Benedict Arnold CEOs for leaving everyone in the dark.
Bump, ROFLOL
Steyn-o-mite as usual. Do you think he writes these while wearing pajamas?
The Dems managed to find a guy with less charisma than Gore. Quite a trick.
Clintonesque=Kerryesque=Clintonesque=Kerryesque
Steyn draws blood in bucketsful, as usual ;)
KERRY'S FINGER
June 02, 2004
www.washingtontimes.com
"Democratic senator and certain presidential nominee John F. Kerry, gave the middle finger to a Vietnam veteran at the Vietnam Memorial Wall on Memorial Day morning," NewsMax.com reported yesterday.
"Ted Sampley, a former Green Beret who served two full tours in Vietnam, spotted Kerry and his Secret Service detail at about 9 a.m. Monday morning at the Wall. Sampley walked up to Kerry, extended his hand and said, 'Senator, I am Ted Sampley, the head of Vietnam Veterans Against John Kerry, and I am here to escort you away from the Wall because you do not belong here.'
"At that point, a Secret Service officer told Sampley to back away from Kerry. Sampley moved about 6 feet away and opened his jacket to reveal a HANOI JOHN T-shirt," NewsMax reported.
"Kerry then began talking to a group of schoolchildren. Sampley then showed the T-shirt to the children and said, 'Kerry does not belong at the Wall because he betrayed the brave soldiers who fought in Vietnam.'
"Just then, Kerry in front of the schoolchildren, other visitors and Secret Service agents brazenly 'flashed the bird' at Sampley and then yelled out to everyone, 'Sampley is a felon!'
"Kerry was referring to an incident 12 years ago when Sampley confronted Sen. John McCain's chief aide, Mark Salter, in a Senate stairwell after McCain repeatedly offended POW families at a Senate POW hearing. Sampley, whose father-in-law at that time was MIA in Laos, followed Salter into the stairwell and, when they emerged, Salter had a bloody lip and a broken nose."
Ouch. Steyn is hands-down, the greatest conservative writer working today.
Kerry is the poster child for my favorite original saying. "No matter what color you paint a horse's butt, it is still a horse's butt!"
Thanks for the ping.
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