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To: presidio9
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

A: The big hand is on the little hand
10 posted on 09/21/2004 10:18:48 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (President Kerry - - there, scared ya didn't I?)
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To: reagan_fanatic

Michael's latest musical endeavor is classical music, a piece entitled "A movement in A minor"


16 posted on 09/21/2004 10:20:49 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance ( "Stay safe in the "sandbox", cuz!)
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To: reagan_fanatic
Q. How do you separate the men from the boys at Neverland?

A. With a crowbar.

22 posted on 09/21/2004 10:21:45 AM PDT by Jaxter ("Guys like John Kerry spit on guys like me. I've been waiting 33 years to spit back.")
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To: reagan_fanatic

I don't think I'll post the ingredients of the "Michael Jackson Sandwich"...


24 posted on 09/21/2004 10:22:07 AM PDT by ErnBatavia ("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
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To: reagan_fanatic
oh that's low ...but true
32 posted on 09/21/2004 10:24:15 AM PDT by tai-pan
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To: reagan_fanatic
lol haven't heard that 1
90 posted on 09/21/2004 11:08:08 AM PDT by freedomlover
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To: reagan_fanatic

Q: How do you know Michael Jackson has a hot date tonight ???

A: There's a tricycle in the driveway. . .


93 posted on 09/21/2004 11:21:48 AM PDT by Salgak (don't mind me: the orbital mind control lasers are making me write this. . .)
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