One of these things is not like the others. Which of these things is not the same?
Let's see:
I can eliminate Saddam because like he, Bill is a criminal.
I can eliminate Kerry because like he, Bill is a Liar.
I can eliminate Hillary because like she, Bill is a womanizer.
I guess that leaves Ronaldus Maximus. Honorable, Truthful, and Faithful.
Sensei Ern