An internal announcement? Hmmmm...
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To: Rutles4Ever
Kerry is such a sniveling coward. The perfect candidate for the left.
To: Rutles4Ever
An internal announcement? ... Internal.... from deep within DUPEthroat.
75 posted on
09/20/2004 7:54:03 AM PDT by
syriacus
(Dan Rather has a fine career ahead of him........as a gossip columnist called "DUPEthroat.")
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Just damn.
If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...
83 posted on
09/20/2004 7:56:14 AM PDT by
mhking
("Honey, WHERE...IS...MY....SUPER SUIT?" --Samuel L. Jackson, "The Incredibles")
To: Rutles4Ever
98 posted on
09/20/2004 8:01:29 AM PDT by
theDentist
("John Kerry changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute.")
To: Rutles4Ever
"This is my truth. I am a fraudulent American."
100 posted on
09/20/2004 8:02:19 AM PDT by
Loyalist
(This tagline uses IBM Selectric kerning!)
To: Rutles4Ever
My Guess: He won't fall on the sword, but they'll announce him doing creating a new program for Sunday mornings after the new year, and his position on nightly news (and 60 II) will be less and less.
103 posted on
09/20/2004 8:05:16 AM PDT by
theDentist
("John Kerry changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute.")
To: Rutles4Ever
There was nocontrolling legal authority.....
104 posted on
09/20/2004 8:05:22 AM PDT by
NRA1995
(Kerry was for using superscript before he was against it)
To: Rutles4Ever
112 posted on
09/20/2004 8:07:15 AM PDT by
SMARTY
('Stay together, pay the soldiers, forget everything else." Lucius Septimus Severus, to his sons)
To: Rutles4Ever
The direct phone number to the CBS Evening News news desk is
212-975-3691
I'm not at my home phone so I can't call. Anybody up for calling the office and asking what's up?
122 posted on
09/20/2004 8:11:40 AM PDT by
Republican Red
(We're going to win one for the gipper...they're going to lose one for the flipper)
To: Rutles4Ever
IT'S VD DAY!!!!!
meaning victory over dan of course...
125 posted on
09/20/2004 8:11:47 AM PDT by
Luis Gonzalez
( Even Jane Fonda apologized. Will you, John?)
To: Rutles4Ever
From now on, the CBS dress code will require all staff to work in their pajamas.
128 posted on
09/20/2004 8:12:10 AM PDT by
dinasour
(Pajamahadeen)
To: Rutles4Ever
An infernal announcement!
135 posted on
09/20/2004 8:15:26 AM PDT by
Revolting cat!
("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
To: Rutles4Ever
They have only ONE patsy who can fall on the sword. Someone who the American People will not tolerate being treated roughly by conservatives.
They are banking on the fact that no one will say "...but??..." when Max Cleland is named as the person who typed the bogus memos.
To: Rutles4Ever
Apoligies and claims of the DNC network having "been misled" aren't enough. Legs, we need LEGS. Lotsa legs. Centipede-like legs.
138 posted on
09/20/2004 8:17:00 AM PDT by
cake_crumb
(UN Resolutions=Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
To: Rutles4Ever
CBS - ANNOUNCEMENT TO STAFF LATER THIS MORNING"We're so sorry, but due to the loss of revenue we are forced to close the store at the end of business today."
145 posted on
09/20/2004 8:20:06 AM PDT by
JesseHousman
(Execute Mumia Abu-Jamal)
To: Rutles4Ever
Wait.
I've been told by Oh Really...that nobody in Dan Rather's position..( Jennings, Brokaw, et al...) would ever do something like this.
So...this must all be a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.........
146 posted on
09/20/2004 8:20:12 AM PDT by
Osage Orange
(I'm a man.............I can change.............If I have to..................I guess...........)
To: Rutles4Ever
PREDICTION (well informed unimpeachable sources): Kenneth will be promoted to host the Star Search show!
147 posted on
09/20/2004 8:20:36 AM PDT by
Revolting cat!
("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
To: Rutles4Ever
"I trusted Max Cleland. In retrospect, I should have seen the story had no legs."
149 posted on
09/20/2004 8:21:35 AM PDT by
Lexington Green
(Follow the money - Saddam to Rich to Clinton)
To: Rutles4Ever
Rather:
"Have a pleasant evening and thank you for watching CBS News...Wait...someone has just handed me a note (genuflecting)...well I'm ...er...flabbergasted...
...It seems some sloppy interns behind the scenes here at CBS have perpetrated a terrible hoax upon WE -- the American people....
This dastardly deed of purposefully misinforming the Undecided Vote, er...I mean WE, the American people CANNOT be tolerated in MY newsroom!!"
To: Rutles4Ever
Breaking CBS news:
"We've talked with leading scientists and they agree with our analysts: These documents simply evolved. There was no vast left-wing conspiracy. There was no document architect. There was no design. In fact, we've been able to trace the fact that these documents were at one time trees that evolved into paper, and that the trees have always been part of the eternal existing matter in the universe."
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