FROM WITHIN CBS - ANNOUNCEMENT TO STAFF LATER THIS MORNING

National Review Online (The Kerry Spot) ^ | 9/20/2004 | Jim Geraghty

[hispanarepublicana]

Don't you mean "textual relations"?

[Blue Highway]

My bet is that Dan Rather WON'T fall on his sword. He'll have to be pushed out the door.

Just like those annoying people on those award programs when they go on and on and on and... Even after hearing the music playing in the backround, signalling them to get off the friggin stage, they go on and on and on and on and...

[GalaxieFiveHundred]

[Joe Hadenuf]

CNN reporting screams coming from the CBS corporate building!

[Brilliant]

Well, if they want my respect, they'll have to fire everyone and start from scratch. I'm just saying that at a minimum, Mapes and Rather must go.

[GVnana]

OK. Someone has to post it:

tick tick tick tick tick.....

[Eric in the Ozarks]

"...spend more time with my family."

[freakboy]

Somebody did...see post 5

[hispanarepublicana]

VIACOM STOCK WATCH.....

[Travis McGee]

Is King Dan still in Texas this Monday morning? Perfect setup for a palace coup.

Clean out his offices, change the locks, deauthorize his security passes, and then make the announcement:

"Dan Rather is taking a leave of absence while management brings in outside experts to conduct a thorough investigation."

[DestroytheDemocrats]

"He'll have to be dragged out of the chair kicking and screaming or else he'll die in the middle of a broadcast some day."

Same goes for Peter Jennings. Is that man EVER going to conk out? Peter...go already!!!!

[altura]

Dan might hold the sword while someone else falls on it, but Dan is far too vain and out of touch to ever admit wrong doing.

He's kinda like Kerry that way.

[Robert A Cook PE]

11:00 now.

Oh, wait. I can use "el" and "O" now on my PC; ll:OO now.

[kinghorse]

Kerry is such a sniveling coward. The perfect candidate for the left.

[syriacus]

An internal announcement? ...

Internal.... from deep within DUPEthroat.

[JCEccles]

That's my suspicion, too.

I don't believe Dan Rather could redeem his tattered credibility at this point even if he did accept full blame without flinching or excuse-making.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

LOL!

[rod1]

Yes how does CBS propose to restore the reputation of our President that they have diligently attempted on tarnishing.
No solution lacking that should suffice.

[piperpilot]

Perhaps he will if he thinks that would save the country from 4 more years of Bush. He just might go to the mat for Kerry. What a loser!

[altura]

You forgot,

"Nor need there be!"