Black XXX: "My FRiends!!"

The MudCave | 18 September 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"My FRiends!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")

My FRiends, I'm quite impressed...
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!

Hanoi John's got it rough...
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Willie's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give Slick many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!

I love all of you...
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

My FRiends are FReedom-blessed...
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore the LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!!
Left must confess!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

Imagine...dream...export Liberty!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Left is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

Mudboy Slim

[AdSimp]

I can do the canvas of surviving restaurants if you like. Any preferences? I know the Diner is out (meaning shoveling out), and am afraid I see no progress at Bottom's Up Pizza or the Cuban place.

We have Mexican, Wings, Irish, Seafood, Hoity Toity intellectual coffee bar, and I'll fill in the list of other survivors by the end of the week.

[iceskater]

I saw a restaurant review in the paper for a Mexican place but I don't remember the name. How does the rest of the group feel about Mexican food for our RTM?

[Mudboy Slim]

The Boss's "No Surrender"

We busted out of class, had to get away from those fools
We learned more from a three-minute record, baby, then we ever learned in school
Tonight I hear the neighborhood drummer sound
I can feel my heart begin to pound
You say you're tired and you just want to close your eyes
And follow your dreams down

We made a promise we swore we'd always remember
No retreat, baby, no surrender
Like soldiers in the winter's night with a vow to defend
No retreat, baby, no surrender

Now young faces grow sad and old
And hearts of fore grow cold
We swore blood brothers against the wind
Now I'm ready to grow young again
And hear your sister's voice calling us home
Across the open yards
Well maybe we could cut some place of our own
With these drums and these guitars

'Cause we made a promise we swore we'd always remember
No retreat, baby, no surrender
Blood brothers in the stormy night with a vow to defend
No retreat, baby, no surrender

Now on the street tonight the lights grow dim
The walls of my room are closing in
There's a war outside still raging
You say it ain't ours anymore to win
I want to sleep beneath peaceful skies in my lover's bed
With a wide open country in my eyes and these romantic dreams in my head

'Cause we made a promise we swore we'd always remember
No retreat, baby, no surrender
Blood brothers in the stormy night with a vow to defend
No retreat, baby, no surrender

Pre...MUD

BTW..."Black XXXI" material.

[Mudboy Slim]

RTMbump...

"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ah-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolve around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girl's makin' me burn!!

Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
O'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love me, boy."
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame...girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!

Nation, washed with blood...LIES the Leftist's shame...
I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I just hear Slick's laughter...Bill lies to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
God Bless my bitten land...must kick Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!

Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled...
SLAUGHTERED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to black...
Spitooned on all I see...all that I am...all I'll BE-EE-EE-EE...yeah!!

Un hunh...un hunh...woo...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY star...
But somebody else's gotta show the spine!! It's TIME!! SHINE!! Justice be thine...

How can it be?! It can't be...it shan't be!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim (9/18/01)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Dubyuh's Got Faith!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Running On Faith"

One...two...three...four...

Lately Right's been running on Faith...
Searchin' fer Justice and Truth.
But our World will be Right...
When Dubyuh sings our tune.

Lately, I've been wond'rin' why I FReep...
Shrinkin' government's that fer which I pray.
Protect the World from Left's slime...
Please Dubyuh, join the fray!!

Right's always been...
Willin' to help thru taxes that we pay.
Seems like by now...
Right'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!

Then we'd go running on faith
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
All the world will be Right...
When Dubyuh loathes Big Guv'ment, too!!

(Sweet guitar pickin' by the BigMan)

Right's always been...
One to fight fer that fer which we pray!!
Seems like by now...
We'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!

Won't believe Pubbies on faith...
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
Lead the world 'cuz we're Right...
George Dubyuh, you can join US, too!!
Yes, you can...
And Rush shall support you...
Then Sean shall support you...
And MUD shall support you...
All of Right's dreams shall come true...
The Right shall support you...
Truth shall see you thru...

Mudboy Slim (05/21/2004)

[Corin Stormhands]

I can do Friday, but not Thursday.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Not Just An Election...A Historic Election!!"

"When Americans go to the polls this November it won’t just be to place a vote for or against a candidate, it will be a vote for America’s future and its place in history. Few elections in the past can compare with this one for one simple reason: on September 11, 2001 we were attacked on our soil by terrorists in an attempt to affect America’s foreign policy and our choice of leaders. And in that respect the choices couldn’t be clearer: We can choose the President who has taken the fight to the terrorists and their nation state supporters, or we can choose a candidate that has all but given them every assurance of victory this time much like he did after he returned home the last time we were embroiled in armed conflict in Vietnam. Voters will be faced with an audacious task but if they take a peek at history they’ll be prepared to make an informed decision. Radical Islam has been knocking on America’s door for some time and it wasn’t until 9/11 that we had a President and an administration willing, able, and duty-bound to face this emerging threat in a dynamic and devastating fashion."

Worth repeatin'...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Dude, we're still doin' what we can, as I know you are, too...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"How does the rest of the group feel about Mexican food for our RTM?"

Mexican's my favorite...which place are y'all talkin' 'bout?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Check in, dude, folks are askin' questions...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"We're the Far Right!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of J. J. Cale's "After Midnight")

We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!
We're the Hard Right...we're gonna whup Dem Libs in a rout!!
We're gonna help Bush git some traction...
Right's gonna demand satisfaction....
Left's gonna find out what Right is all about.
We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep DemRATS from Power!!

We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams...
Truth yields our Might...righteous gonna make Dem sosh'lists scream!!
We're gonna FReep talk and television...
Left shall heap on their vile derison...
Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!!
RATS, we don't bite...still gonna FReep yer slime from Power!!

(Guitar-jammin' interlude)

Yeah, yeah...We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem RATS from Power!!

We're the Far Right...we'll fulfill Founding Father's dreams...
Traitors we'll fight...RightWing's gonna make Dem Leftists scream!!
We're gonna FReep Rush and Hanni-vision...
Left shall fear our deadly precision...
Left's gonna find out what Truth is all about!!
America's Right...still gonna FReep RATS' SCUM from Power!!

We're the Far Right...we're gonna FReep Dem fools from Power!!
Ain't 'fraid to fight...Right's gonna WHUP Dem Lefties down!!
Left, say "GoodBye"...November's when yer goin' down!!
We're the Far Right...we're gonna scale Big Guv'ment down!!

Mudboy Slim (5/19/04)

[jla]

[Mudboy Slim]

Thank you, my FRiend...hope all is going well...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue)"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue)")

My my, hey hey...Liberty is here to stay!!
In DeeCee, we turn out...Right shan't fade away...
My my, hey hey.

Look fer the Truth...FReep into the Black!!
Welcome, you Libs...join us, CarolinaSam!!
No, Slick's not gone...Clintons're comin' back...
When yer lookin' fer Truth, FReep into the Black.

Reagan is gone...but he's not forgotten!!
We, as a Party, know Big Guv'ment's Rotten!!
The RightWing won't burn out...we listen to Rush!!
Reagan is gone but he's not forgotten.

Hey hey, my my...America shall never die!!
There's more to these pictures...than meets the eye.
Hey hey, my my.

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black)!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black)")

Hey hey, my my...Liberty shall never die!!
There's more to Slick's TREASON...than Chi-Com SPIES.
Hey hey, my my.

Lust fer the Truth...Uncover the Facts!!
Left, they love Slick...they're just DemonRATS!!
Big Guv'ment's WRONG...Right must attack!!
When yer searchin' fer Truth...FReep into the Black.

Dutch Reagan's gone but he's not forgotten!!
Justice's the ending fer Willie Clinton!!
US FReepers'll turn out...'cuz Rush Limbaugh FReeps!!
Slick Willie's done...his crimes ain't fergotten.

Hey hey, my my...Liberty shall never die!!
There's more to Slick's TREASON than Chi-Com SPIES!!
Hey hey, my my...

Post...MUD (06/01/2004)

[Flora McDonald]

Either day is ok with me.

[Mudboy Slim]

I'm flexible, too...can't be the following week, though, 'cuz I'm goin' to Myrtle Beach to go golfin' fer Veterans' Day weekend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Right Cares 'Bout Liberty!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Days That Used To Be")

Sheeple say, "Don't rock the boat...
Let Slick go on his way."
Justice usedta seem so Right...
Still, Bill Clinton hasn't paid!!
I wish Right would stalk RATS' fool...
House should RE-IMPEACH!!
'Cuz there's very few of us left, my FRiends,
Who still care 'bout Liberty!!

FReepin's such a noble thing...
We follow Righteous dreams!!
RATS' transgressions and obsessions...
Mask the Unborn's silent screams!!
Left drags US down...
'Cuz DemRATS now're...
Traitors to our security!!
Bush should never have...
To make those deals...
Right still cares 'bout bein' FRee!!

(Guitar-strummin' interlude)

Live with it, my Lib'ral FRiends...
Right shall win this War!!
Best be happy with...
Yer ignored rants...
Hanoi John's a falling star!!
RATS won't git US where we wanna go...
In oh-eight, we'll git Hillary!!
Left's just another impediment to the FRee...
Right cares 'bout Liberty!!

Mudboy Slim (6/5/04)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Unknown Legend!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Unknown Legend")

I never liked all Dem whiners...
Lib'rals wanna DE-libertize US!!
Right's Law and Order Justice was...
Ignored by the RAT Whore'd!!
We gotta take Clinton down...
Devolve all Dem fools' Power!!
Willie's TREASON is groovy...
Or so Left thought!!

John Kerry's a Leftist LIAR...
He LIED 'bout his VietNam buds...
His long brown hair floppin' as he flipped!!
He's been scammin' all his life...
Gig'lo who charms rich brides...
Conspirin' with the effete Dem Elites...
Fer Truth, we FReep!!

I ain't takin' it easy...
We're FReepin' ol' songs.
MUD is an unknown legend in his mind!!
Next, we'll destroy Dem Libs...
November's RATS' tragic diss!!
We'll git the DemonRAT crooks and Slick's spies!!

John Kerry's a Sosh'list LIAR...
He LIED 'bout his VietNam buds...
His long brown hair floppin' as he fibbed!!
Lusts fer Power all his life...
Left's goal's to steal yer life!!
Conspirin' with America's enemies...
Fer Truth, we FReep!!

Mudboy Slim (06/08/2004)

[Mudboy Slim]

Five hunnerd...MUD