No, I sure don't...
Oh yeah, don't let anyone scare you off with a mean comment about your being new. It happens rarely, but it happens, because we get so many trolls here that we might forget now and then there are genuine newbies.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/user-posts?id=167925
Upper right hand corner, you'll see the word "More"
Click that.
My Profile.
Scroll WAY to the bottom and click "You can edit this page."
At the top, is a Location drop down menu. Find your state and click it if you insist on not moving back here. :)
Then at the bottom, click OK.
There ya have it! BTW, the url I gave you? Look at the number at the end of it. That's YOUR sign up number.
I cannot count the number of times I have been laughing and laughing in front of the computer.
"Goodbye to Rantis, we knew you well" is one thread I recall that was hysterical. Have you seen it?