Now that I've seen where it came from, I had friends back then who were into it. I think that's what they were quoting. About all I remember was, "One large pizza, no anchovies." "No anchovies?" And this is where my memory stops, cept that there was more to it than than.
"No anchovies? You've got the wrong man! I spell my name DANGER!" Hangs up phone. Voice on other end: "What?"