wake up yappy dogs! come on all you sleepy head toy poodles and miniature shnauzers! your favorite talking (typing?) fire hydrant is here!
lift that leg —oooh, feel that stretch!
bring it on, you right-wing-ranting lovers!
why am i here? you say such blatantly silly and stupid stuff, it’s a public service to show the lurkers that you are not as erudite and wise as you think you are, despite the enthusiastic barking from the peeing peanut gallery.
Morning, Masked Menace!!! Good day, KJ!!
I’m not wearing any socks……come and get me!
Posted by: ll at January 7, 2005 10:04 AM
Uh, menace, my lame baiting worked - you replied. B.F. Skinner would say that you reinforced my behavior and therefore increased the probability that I would engage in it again.
Do you really think lame-brained, limp attacks on my expertise in psychology is going to change my behavior?
Posted by: ll at January 7, 2005 10:36 AM
[takes tissue and wipes drops off ankle]
Posted by: ll at January 7, 2005 11:26 AM
MM: Don’t confuse morbid amusement with any real interest.
Hey! We’re on the same page. Who’d a thunk?
Posted by: ll at January 7, 2005 11:30 AM
Looneylefty: bring it on, you right-wing-ranting lovers!
why am i here? you say such blatantly silly and stupid stuff, it’s a public service to show the lurkers that you are not as erudite and wise as you think you are, despite the enthusiastic barking from the peeing peanut gallery.
LLtake2: i live in a blue city (Tucson) in a red state. Many pundits refer to this as purple.
i used to live in a green city (Eugene) in a blue state.
[If blue + red = purple, what color would describe me (lunatic left wing fringe - left of Nader, right of Kaczynski)? The obvious answer is green. Green is the opposite of red, in the opponent-process theory of color vision. Green is the opposite of red on a traffic light.]
So I’m way left of the average blue-state person. I’m such a not-blue greenie i’m practically chartruese. Trust me.
So I’m a green state person living in a purple city in a red state bloggin’ out with red state people. And I’m having way more fun than I’ve had bloggin out with blue state people. So that’s kind of trippy, woowoo, twilight zone, x-files, etc.
[Note: you are not mistaken. the troll just complimented VC.]
NAME THIS TUNE:
We’re blogging
We’re blogging
And I hope you like blogging too.
Ain’t no rules ain’t no vow we can do it anyhow and I know blah will see us through,
I wanna bloggit wit you.
luv,
droletroll
Posted by: ll at January 7, 2005 12:16 PM
Chere Cricket,
i troll therefore i am.
i don’t like uncle sam.
ranting is dandy
But jousting’s like candy
i LIKE to be “blogspam.”
Posted by: ll at January 7, 2005 02:37 PM
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, cricket, but trolling is a close second.
vc is not the first blog i’ve trolled. i doubt she’ll be the last. yet in my admittedly limited (2 months) experience, she’s the fairest of all the blogs i’ve trolled.
’tis mainly that her royal blogness, Cassandra, is witty, wise and brave. but ‘twould be a lie if i denied that the beauty of villainous company stems in part from the caliber of the peenut gallery (present company included).
i am not amusing you at your expense. i aim to amuse you, aussi, ma cherie. Compris?
Posted by: ll at January 7, 2005 02:59 PM
