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EBAY AUCTION FOR NEW CBS MEMOS (humor)
EBAY ^ | 9/15/2004 | espressoguy100

Posted on 09/17/2004 2:49:55 AM PDT by Jaysun

More “Original” CBS George Bush Memos

More “Original” CBS George Bush Memos

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Free Shipping for Our Military See Below

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Up for bid is a rare find. Here are dozens of blank pages of paper that could become dozens of memos that CBS news just might love to have on TV. Just think of it. One of these could become a memo that shows George W. Bush was arrested for selling dope and is signed by Attorney General Robert F Kennedy. Another could document that Bush was a member of the KKK and signed by J. Edgar Hoover himself. You could even have a memo that tells us that John Kerry is a War Hero and have it sign by John Kerry too. Oh, sorry there are some of those already on his website. Anyway with a little imagination you too could have proof that George W. Bush was involved with the Lindberg kidnapping, the Black Dahlia murder or is responsible for the Titanic sinking (I heard he wore a dress to get in a life boat too!!!). See how easy. Anyway here they are. The rest is up to you and Dan.

Any bids will be donated to: Operation UpLink to help our troops call home. Would like a Money Order made out in their name. Thank you.


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LOL!!!

1 posted on 09/17/2004 2:49:56 AM PDT by Jaysun
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To: Jaysun

thats so funny. true too.


2 posted on 09/17/2004 2:52:14 AM PDT by hadaclueonce (shoot low, they are riding Shetlands.....)
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To: hadaclueonce
thats so funny. true too.

I thought it was creative, and I like the fact that he's donating the money to a good cause.
3 posted on 09/17/2004 2:55:59 AM PDT by Jaysun (The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action)
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To: Jaysun

LOL


4 posted on 09/17/2004 3:02:51 AM PDT by kassie ("It's the soldier who allows freedom of speech, not the reporter..")
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To: kassie

The beauty of it is, you could write them in crayon, and CBS would pay big bucks for them! And you could do this over and over! This could be a very lucrative cottage industry. We could even have infomercials!


5 posted on 09/17/2004 3:20:35 AM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (The current Democratic Party would've made Freud quit the business.)
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To: Jaysun

6 posted on 09/17/2004 3:22:35 AM PDT by binger
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To: Jaysun

Great Post. Thanks.


7 posted on 09/17/2004 3:34:38 AM PDT by GOPJ
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To: Jaysun

Ha, phony paper. I have some genuine 1972 paper that I'd be happy to sell, proceeds to Free Republic. And if I can't find it in my 1972 files, I'll fake some.


8 posted on 09/17/2004 4:05:25 AM PDT by T'wit (Genuine, personally autographed photographs of Genghis Khan for sale. Contact D. Rather at CBS News.)
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To: Jaysun
Here is another...

Newly discovered Rathergate Memo
10 posted on 09/17/2004 5:19:57 AM PDT by Mago
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To: WestVirginiaRebel
LOL, cbs is such a joke! I guess the c in cbs could stand for crayon.
11 posted on 09/17/2004 5:27:44 AM PDT by kassie ("It's the soldier who allows freedom of speech, not the reporter..")
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To: Mago


That's a good one. Thanks.
12 posted on 09/17/2004 1:04:56 PM PDT by Jaysun (The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action)
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