Posted on 09/16/2004 12:55:20 PM PDT by Cableguy
10. I'm Dan Rather, your love anchor
9. Connie, mind if I borrow your mascara?
8. Wanna buy a fake Rolex?
7. And now a report from our White House correspondent, Howie Mandel
6. Maybe Letterman ought to spend some of that big-time TV money on better wigs
5. That's the news, I'm Oprah Winfrey
4. Hey, let's bomb Alaska!
3. Honey, I'll be home soon--have the tequila ready
2. Good evening. I'm Dan Rather and I'm not wearing pants
1. I made that last story up
LOL!
Maybe Dave can ammend this Top Ten list on his show?
Lol
Please send this to the letterman show. That left wing liberal pinko demorat supporter, letterman will get a kick out of this.
Bump for truth is stranger than fiction.
Git 'er done! :-)
I'm just stuned....
Next up, no pants!
The best recent Rather line is from Don Imus. He suggested watching Dan Rather on the evening news is like watching someone do a hostage tape.
Hmmm. Might could find some other interesting stuff in there on Dan Blather. Worth a look-see.
http://search.atomz.com/search/?sp-a=sp07210302&sp-q=Dan+Rather&x=13&y=14
You can't make this stuff up.
Lol...looks like Dave was wrong...and on the numbe 1 no less.
LOL!!! OMG!!! That's is just priceless!
Hey, I LIKE Howie Mandel! He's even funnier than his sister, Barbara.
This is hilarious. Everybody but the masses has known of Dan's embellishments for years.
I don't think Letterman was accusing Dan of making up stories. I think the humor was how preposterous it would be for a newsman to tell his audience he's been just bullsh!++!ng the whole time.
You're optimistic. I think it has been ok by the libs out there for a long time certainly since Nixon to use the news to promote their agendas. Embellishments may not be out right lies necessarily, but they're certainly misleading spins and half truths which in some ways are worse than bald faced lies.
Great find! You da man...
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