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Caption Kerry showing inner-city kids how to shoot a basketball
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| 9/15/04
Posted on 09/15/2004 12:04:02 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: LibWhacker
"Kerry showing inner-city kids how to shoot a basketball"
My guess is those kids already know how to shoot a basketball. And the last thing they need is pointers from a chump who probably never played a B-ball game in his life.
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posted on
09/15/2004 12:16:02 PM PDT
by
BadAndy
(Specializing in unnecessarily harsh comments.)
To: Gman
I was black, before I was white.
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posted on
09/15/2004 12:16:07 PM PDT
by
Veggie Todd
(Were those magic grits?)
To: LibWhacker
"Hey, we play basketball every day! I thought you said we'd get to ride in the Munstermobile!"
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posted on
09/15/2004 12:16:11 PM PDT
by
Hank Rearden
(Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
To: LibWhacker
No way!!! A push shot?! WTF?!!! I want a full body picture, did he kick up his right foot too?
What is he trying to do? Steal the Log Cabin Republihomo's endorsement?
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posted on
09/15/2004 12:16:24 PM PDT
by
Hatteras
To: Aquinasfan
It's the Don Nelson one hand set-shot.Exactly.
To: All
This is how I used to shoot the basketball in the old New England Garden.
To: LibWhacker
Corn cob immediately comes to mind.
To: LibWhacker
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posted on
09/15/2004 12:17:32 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(Partisan Political Operative)
To: ken5050
"Look here at this crazy cracker, thinks he can play basketball" "man, we'll wipe the the court with your honky behind and no amount of Botox will fix you".
To: LibWhacker
"Speaking of round objects with air inside, I wonder what John Edwards is doing these days?"
"Oh, wow, thanks! I love watermelon! Used to eat these in Cambodia!"
"Mmmmm...braaainssss!!!!"
"I know you kids are poor, but how do you get any English on pool balls this size?"
"They don't make Chicken McNuggets this big at Wendy's, I'll tell you that!"
"Bring me my apperitif, boy, and get in your uniform--oh, sorry, had a flashback...to last week."
"Too bad I can't bring this to the debate. Hey, why aren't you laughing?"
"Naomi Wolf said something about needing balls, so..."
To: WillVoteForFood
This is the way I taught Michael Jefferson of the Chicago Bells to do it.
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posted on
09/15/2004 12:21:19 PM PDT
by
Tripoli
To: cwiz24
Listen, kids. This is about the size of the bullet that hit me when I got my third purple heart. And it was coming at me just like this...In fact, the Doctors left the bullet in and took out my brains. This explains why I am such a dork and why I am still campaigning on my four months in Vietnam (instead of 20 years of doing nothing in the US Senate).
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posted on
09/15/2004 12:21:44 PM PDT
by
John123
(Kerry wants to be the Commander-in-Chief of our armed forces that uses spitballs.)
To: LibWhacker
"I used to play ball for the Washington Generals. You know, the ones that get trounced by the Globetrotters each week."
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posted on
09/15/2004 12:21:52 PM PDT
by
ChuckShick
(He's clerking for me...)
To: LibWhacker
"Yep, fellas, I taught Jerry Cousey everything he knows..."
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posted on
09/15/2004 12:21:52 PM PDT
by
Hatteras
To: LibWhacker
It's been a long time since I've played volleyball, but there's something about the way he's holding it that reminds me of that game more than of basketball.
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posted on
09/15/2004 12:22:39 PM PDT
by
skr
(4 mos. in Viet Nam, 2 yrs. as Lt. Gov., nearly 80% absenteeism in the Senate--no way, J.K.)
To: LibWhacker
He's thinking to himself, "I wish this was Bush's head."
To: FesterUSMC
Girlie Man!!
Wow, what a workout said "Girlie Man", as he wiped the dribble from his long face.
Then someone yelled "Dribble" and Kerry yelled back, "No, that's not dribble. The memos are real"...just as real as I am.
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posted on
09/15/2004 12:23:26 PM PDT
by
Sacajaweau
(God Bless Our Troops!!)
To: LibWhacker
An episode of SNL called 'Kerry Can't Jump!'.
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posted on
09/15/2004 12:23:53 PM PDT
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: LibWhacker
White metrosexuals can't jump.
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posted on
09/15/2004 12:24:50 PM PDT
by
spodefly
(I've posted nothing but BTTT over 1000 times!!!)
To: LibWhacker
And right here...this is cambodia....and this black line here is the mekong delta...and this...why this here is where I spent kawanza in 1968
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posted on
09/15/2004 12:25:34 PM PDT
by
bjmorris
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