[Spok]

I'm sorry, but if you're trying to explain time zones to a liberal, you're probably wasting your time.

[AmericanInTokyo]

As said to me by a new US Hdqs. secretary who succeeded in waking me up at home by telephone at around 3:15 a.m. out in Tokyo once, with a hopelessly trivial request from the head office that could have waited for a fax (no e mail in those days), "We couldn't reach you at the office....you, you mean, (AmericanInTokyo), they are a different time over there than us??"

Maybe she has gone on to ABC as a crack, Old Media journalist.

[N. Theknow]

It's that stupid space/time continuum thingy again. Thought all of us folks here at Universal Tick Tock, Inc. had it fixed.

Worst one was when we goofed and sent John Kerry to Cambodia when Nixon was President but had the year screwed up.

Please accept our heartfelt apologies and take two hours out of petty cash.

Thank you,
Father Time

[Warren]

Perhaps his TV was running fast.

[ninonitti]

I'm sorry, but if you're trying to explain time zones to a liberal, you're probably wasting your time.

Kinda like singing to my pig?

[JimVT]

I'm sorry, but if you're trying to explain time zones to a liberal, you're probably wasting your time.

No, no, no........Clinton, Kennedy(s), et al were right on top of "zones"....

....Erogenous!

[longtermmemmory]

The are the same mental "giants" who could not grasp the concept that FL has two time zones and called FL BEFORE THE POLLS CLOSED.

[nicmarlo]

Lefty liberals can't but help to think in LEFT COAST time! : )