Daily Kerry Crack-ups - September 13, 2004 (Photos)

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[itsnevertoolate]

Kerry speaks at a press op described as "Keeping America's Families Safe/Fighting Against Crime" at the Thurgood Marshall Center in Washington, DC. In his brief appearance, Kerry shows us the studied finger on the nose, the salute, the point, and the rise-up hands. Facial expressions include the lip-bite, the phony smile, the look of concern and the look of disgust. Kerry is joined pre- and post-speech by Sarah Brady of the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence (Handgun Control, Inc.) Kerry had no other announced events for today. Teresa is back, speacking at the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute's Issues Conference Luncheon in Washington, DC. What can you say, she is just wild!

 

1Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, listens to gun control advocates speak at a campaign stop in Washington Monday, Sept. 13, 2004. Kerry accused President George W. Bush of ducking his responsibility to protect the country from crime and terrorism by allowing a national ban on assault weapons to expire. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

2Gun control advocate Sarah Brady speaks with Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, at a campaign stop in Washington, Monday, Sept. 13, 2004. Brady's husband, Jim, was wounded in the 1981 assassination attempt on then President Ronald Reagan. Kerry accused President George W. Bush of ducking his responsibility to protect the country from crime and terrorism by allowing a national ban on assault weapons to expire. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

3Gun control advocate Sarah Brady applauds as Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, is introduced at a campaign stop in Washington Monday, Sept. 13, 2004. Brady's husband, Jim, was wounded in the 1981 assassination attempt on former President Reagan. Kerry accused President Bush of ducking his responsibility to protect the country from crime and terrorism by allowing a national ban on assault weapons to expire. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

4Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, is applauded as he is introduced at a campaign stop in Washington, Monday, Sept. 13, 2004. At left is Sen. Joseph Biden (news, bio, voting record), D-Del. Kerry accused President George W. Bush of ducking his responsibility to protect the country from crime and terrorism by allowing a national ban on assault weapons to expire. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

5Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, is applauded as he is introduced at a campaign stop in Washington, Monday, Sept. 13, 2004. At left is Sen. Joseph Biden (news, bio, voting record), D-Del. Kerry accused President George W. Bush of ducking his responsibility to protect the country from crime and terrorism by allowing a national ban on assault weapons to expire. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

6U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry salutes the audience before speaking in support of the ban on assault weapons at the Thurgood Marshall Center in Washington, DC September 13, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

7Democratic presidential candidate Senator John Kerry delivers remarks at the Thurgood Marshall Center for Service and Heritage in Washington, DC.(AFP/Tim Sloan)

 

8U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry speaks in support of the now expired ban on assault weapons at the Thurgood Marshall Center in Washington, DC September 13, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

9Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, speaks at a campaign stop in Washington,Monday, Sept. 13, 2004. Kerry accused President George W. Bush of ducking his responsibility to protect the country from crime and terrorism by allowing a national ban on assault weapons to expire. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

10U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry is joined by gun control activist Sarah Brady after speaking in support of the ban on assault weapons at the Thurgood Marshall Center in Washington, DC September 13, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

11U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry (D-MA) greets supporters after speaking in support of the now expired ban on assault weapons at the Thurgood Marshall Center in Washington, DC September 13, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

12Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, and his trip director Setti Warren, left, leave the Thurgood Marshall Center after a campaign stop in Washington Monday, Sept. 13, 2004. Partially visible in background is Kerry campaign photographer Sharon Farmer. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

13U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry (R) and his trip director Setti Warren (L) depart the Thurgood Marshall Center in Washington, DC September 13, 2004. Senator Kerry spoke to law enforcement officials in support of the now expired ban on assault weapons REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

14Teresa Heinz Kerry, wife of Democratic Presidential candidate, Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., is also seen on a video screen while addressing the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute's Issues Conference Luncheon in Washington, Monday, Sept. 13, 2004. Mrs. Heinz Kerry spoke on issues of importance to the Hispanic community. (AP Photo/Lawrence Jackson)

 

15Teresa Heinz Kerry, wife of Democratic Presidential candidate, Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., addresses the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute's Issues Conference Luncheon in Washington, Monday, Sept. 13, 2004. Mrs. Heinz Kerry spoke on issues of importance to the Hispanic community. (AP Photo/Lawrence Jackson)

[itsnevertoolate]

I've added numbers under each photo for ease in referring to them.

[itsnevertoolate]

Crack-ups ping!

[BenLurkin]

[Jenya]

"Fighting for our Communism?"

[Joe Brower]

God.

I haven't seen that many ugly looking walking cadavers since I watched "The Day of the Dead".

[pierrem15]

[sweetliberty]

That one looks like somthing out of a horror movie.

[Technocrat]

RUN! It's the WRAITH!

[gutshot]

#6
"Fighting for our Communists"?

[agincourt1415]

CRUELLA DeVille

[GWfan]

Her pics are really bad. Kerry and Teresa look like they are totally exhausted and pathetically hopeless in these pics.

[Socratic]

1st picture: "Stand back everyone - This thing is loaded!

[MattGarrett]

Cruella de Ville, Cruella de Ville,
If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will
To see her is to take a sudden.. Chill,
Cruella, Cruella de Ville.

The curl of her lips, the ice in her stare
All innocent children had better beware
She's like a spider waiting for the.. kill,
Cruella, Cruella de Ville.

At first you think Cruella is the devil
But after time has wore away the shock
You come to realize, you've seen her kind of eyes
Watching you from underneath a rock

This vampire bat, this inhuman beast
She ought to be locked up, and never released
The world was such a wholesome place until
Cruella, Cruella de Ville.

[Dad2Angels]

I'll show them who's indecisive.

Left nostril, no right, no left, Oh Damn!

[dawn53]

This reminds me of two movies, but it's hard to decide which one the photo best represents:

The Exorcist or The Wizard of Oz

[mylife]

Thanks for the ping INTL

I love this thing, the sheer volume of endless untouched photos of king and queen doofus is atounding!

By the way, for those that havent heard.

Freeper Travis McGee Outed another media lie By AP yesterday about a kerry supporter who falsly claimed to be a Navy SEAL.

Keep on FReepin Freepers!

[Dad2Angels]

The woman is grasping the edge of that lecturn like it's the only thing keeping her from floating off into the ether.

[quantim]

John Kerry, "FIGHTING FOR OUR COMMUNISM" and (someone tell me he's still not doing that reporting for duty crap) shilling for a vote or two.

[HisKingdomWillAbolishSinDeath]

Look into Kerry's eyes. His soul is shouting "DEFEATED!".

[pgobrien]

LOL...Perfect