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To: mrsmel; nuconvert; thegreatbeast; Restorer; VaBthang4; Casloy; Kaslin; Poohbah; Jeff Chandler; ...
That is so true. I've said i once, and I'll say it again. The only people who should muck around with venomous exotics are professionals. Venomous snakes, especially non-native species, are just an accident waiting to happen. All that is necessary is just a moment of carelessness (that can happen to the best of us .....especially with species like the Mamba that require just a lost second to send one to his maker), stupidity (eg: drunk dude to his chums: 'Hey guys, look at me kissing the nice Puff Adder.'), or just Murphy over-applying one of his famous laws (eg tripping on lil' Joey's skateboard and landing face first on the glass wall of the seperntarium ....that houses Fang, the irate Cape Cobra .....and the glass promptly breaks!

And what happens once dude is bitten? Well ....if he is lucky he'll be able to call the medics (and if the medics are lucky they will not be bitten once the arrive .....like some firefighter was when he was introduced to a Gaboon viper. He died ......in an excrutiatingly painful way since Gaboon venom seems like it was concocted in the lower levels of Hades). But the thing is most states do not have antivenin for exotic foreign species.

And even if some adjacent state might have stores, just how long do you think it will take before Dude dies from Krait venom? Or massive envenomation by a Green Mamba? Or a face strike from a Rhinocerous viper (and if that happens to you you can claim a free pass to heaven ....since you have been punished enough).

It is just an accident waiting to happen. It would be even better to have a Rattlesnake or a Coral snake ...at least they are local species.

But no .....Dude wants to have the 'super-venomous Australian Elapid that is 80 times more venomous than a DiamondBack Rattler!' Which means only one thing: if that 'super-venomous' snake bites him he'll be 80 times more likely to die than if he was bitten by a rattler.

If you want to have a dangerous snake ....buy viagra!

11 posted on 09/12/2004 11:33:35 PM PDT by spetznaz (Nuclear missiles: The ultimate Phallic symbol.)
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To: spetznaz

What about the Dude who has 100 rats infested with "who knows what" and loses or unleashes them out his back door?


12 posted on 09/12/2004 11:38:34 PM PDT by endthematrix (STAND BY........New Tag Line In Progress..........STAND BY......New Tag Line in)
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To: spetznaz

What gets me,is that it's bad enough for them to take chances with their own lives,but they have absolutely no right to put the lives of their families,pets,neighbors,and emergency personnel at risk that way.All it takes is ONE TIME for one of these snakes to get loose,and bite some innocent bystander,or get out in the neighborhood,and someone has to pay with their life for this person's selfishness.

I know it's not all that likely,but it's just stupid and selfish for them to even risk it all for the pleasure of feeling "macho" because they keep an extremely dangerous snake.

It's probably an urban legend,but have you ever heard anything about some cobras that are supposedly descended from some that got loose somewhere near Miami and have colonised? It sounds ridiculous,but until I started reading at that website,I didn't realise how many people are keeping these exotic hot snakes,very dangerous ones. A lot of these people keep many different species,and they breed them for resale to other idiots.


13 posted on 09/12/2004 11:43:56 PM PDT by mrsmel
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To: spetznaz

Your whole article was good, but your last sentence killed me. Thanks.


17 posted on 09/13/2004 12:03:47 AM PDT by Casloy
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To: spetznaz

Another one bites the dust.

Thanx for the ping and the laugh.


25 posted on 09/13/2004 3:58:29 AM PDT by nuconvert (Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.)
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