[Marse]

Kerry is not only a fortunate son, he's a fortunate kept man, and one who wants to be the second black president, as long as he can still wear his ascot when he goes for a leisurely boat ride with Lovey.

[faithincowboys]

Seriously. I think the GOP ought to point out how he and the Breck Girl evade taxes and live like playboys. They are no populists. An ad with him windsurfing like a gigolo douche bag would be good too.