March 23, 1973
It has been brought to the attention of this entity that bad company has posted a directive concerning one Anne Coulter, a rather lucious and tantalizing piece of journalistic femininity … the like of which aforementioned bad company has attempted to deny … but I know better.
(signed)
knarf
Hey you just mentioned Ann Coulter, you know the rules!
I stand by my sources and it is YOU that did the mentioning.
I report ...
You pay up.
Besides, the truth of the situation is what is important here.
Where were you next Thursday anyway?
Hmmmmm?
The MEMO is factual and legitimate according to my qualified and trusted source and an army of impeccably pedigreed analysts have gone over and over this MEMO and it is YOU that is guilty of trying to sway this accusa .... er ... conversation to YOUR agenda.
Mommmmmmm .... he ain't playin' fair!
MOMMMMMMMMMMM !!!!!