[CougarGA7]

John Kerry: "Good Morning. As we look back at the event of 3 years ago I recall that there was a certain change in the air. Mainly due to my crapping myself. As I sat in my stool for the next 40 minutes a memory was seared....SEARED into me. 'This is all Bush's fault'."

"Today we reflect on the price that is to be paid for not being more sensitive to the terrorist. When I was in Vietnam, I'm not sure if I've mentioned that before, I saw the same insensitivity toward Charlie. We all know where that led."

"So today I'm asking for your vote so that we may open a dialog with the terrorists so they don't think we are a bunch of meanies."

"Thank you"

[Chad Fairbanks]

ROTFL...

[bitt]

Notice how he's back to

ONE AMERICA

again - I thought we were 2 Americas last week...