In a shocking moment of horror, under extreme pressure from right-wing extremists and amateur newshounds, Dan Rather shot himself in the head on live television this evening.
But he so thick headed with hate the bullit richocheted off and hit allen combs dead in the forehead once again richocheing off and lodging itself into an ACLU poster on the wall.
Rather said at that momment " well free speech is overated anyway" combs and rather held hands and skipped off into the sunset whistling
It is so nice to see the embedded lying commie creeps go down in flames throwing up such limped flak in hopes to snare the W.
Thanks for the ping!