Not exactly. Jesus was just sitting around his olive farm, getting the plants watered and forged documents came his way. "Hmmmm", He said, "I'm bored". Then He watched CBS news and found something wrong there too! He was bored no longer! He asked His Father, God, to let Him water some different plants. God was also bored, so He said "OK, go for it!". Jesus chased a bunch of democrats off his olive farm and they were the source of the story. He won't have gay sex taking place on his property next to a bunch of abortions. Jesus is no longer bored:):)
Check out my post #160 from http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1212252/posts?q=1&&page=151 . Have a laugh:):)