A Few of FR's Finest...Every Day...09-10-04....September 11, 2001

To: Aquamarine; The Mayor; Dubya; Diver Dave; WVNan; All; Lakeside; lonestar; Texagirl4W; ...

Praying for all concerned as Ivan continues to plot it's course.

241 posted on 09/12/2004 5:05:44 PM PDT by Diver Dave (Stay Prayed Up)

Joining you in prayer for all in the wake of Ivan.

242 posted on 09/12/2004 5:25:13 PM PDT by Texagirl4W (If President Bush loses the 2004 election because of his stand on abortion, he is still the winner.)

To: Diver Dave; Texagirl4W

Agreeing in prayer with you both for those in the path of the Hurricane.

243 posted on 09/12/2004 5:46:09 PM PDT by Kitty Mittens

244 posted on 09/12/2004 6:15:37 PM PDT by Dr. Zoo (The Institute of Phenomonology)

245 posted on 09/12/2004 6:29:28 PM PDT by Dubya (Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)

Thank you for your prayers Dave. I am praying with you.

246 posted on 09/12/2004 6:30:51 PM PDT by Dubya (Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)

Signs Your SUV Is Too Big

~ The last time you took your kids to a Monster Truck pull the parking attendants directed you right onto the stadium racetrack.

~ When you replaced your tires, Goodyear stock went up five dollars a share for the quarter.

~ Your garage is larger than your house.

~ One of those "Oversize Load" escort trucks has to precede you down the interstate.

~ Your kids refer to riding the bus to school as "downsizing."

~ Before go you out, you have to file for a parade permit.

~ You're the first one in your neighborhood to own a 2004 Halliburton-Rolling House S-Class twin-turbo.

~ It has its own gravitational field and has drawn a Geo Metro into orbit.

~ There are two successful Starbucks franchises located in the back.

~ It doubles as a carport for your Taurus.

~ It's great for soccer moms, since the back seat folds down into an entire field, complete with goals.

~ You need a Sherpa and an oxygen tank to reach the driver's seat.

~ Your buddy riding shotgun is in a different time zone.

~ Mortgage payment = $2200. Texaco card payment = $2201.

~ You get a letter from Hans Blix demanding that it be dismantled immediately because it qualifies as a WMD.

~ The fuel gauge doubles as a fan.

247 posted on 09/12/2004 7:24:56 PM PDT by Dubya (Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)

To: LadyX; Aquamarine; All; Miztiki

Miztiki is new on FR and is wondering how things work. I don't understand most of it. Any help and a big Finest welcome will be appreciated.

248 posted on 09/12/2004 7:28:23 PM PDT by Dubya (Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)

Also gave out 5 voter registration cards, sold 17 bumper stickers at what it cost me :-)

249 posted on 09/12/2004 7:46:50 PM PDT by GailA ( hanoi john, I'm for the death penalty for terrorist, before I impose a moratorium on it.)

Hey, thanks Dubya!

Hello everyone!

250 posted on 09/12/2004 7:57:04 PM PDT by Miztiki

To: Miztiki; Dubya

To Free Republic, Miztiki!

(And Welcome To Freeper's Finest!)

251 posted on 09/13/2004 12:51:05 AM PDT by Kitty Mittens

To: Miztiki; All

252 posted on 09/13/2004 4:17:14 AM PDT by The Mayor ("Jesus, I don't have anything to give you today, but just me. I give you me!")

Hi Miztiki, let me know if there is anyway that I can help you around here.

253 posted on 09/13/2004 8:11:15 AM PDT by Aquamarine

Thank you, dansy. Awesome. I e-mailed it to my friends and family.

254 posted on 09/13/2004 11:11:22 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker (al-Qa'ida terrorists are cowards who hide behind masks and decapitate helpless victims.)

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