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John Kerry Killed a Prostitute in Tulsa!!!
Fox News Channel | 9/10/2004 | Mancow

Posted on 09/10/2004 4:52:42 AM PDT by RightFighter

The beginning of the end - Mancow just stated on Fox News Channel that he has papers that prove that John Kerry killed a prostitute in Tulsa! He flashed the papers but won't indicate where he got them from. He also has papers that say that Kerry robbed a bank.

There has to be an investigation of these charges. If Mancow really has these documents, then we must let the American people know about them.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: elrection; itskerrysfault; kerry; prostitute
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1 posted on 09/10/2004 4:52:43 AM PDT by RightFighter
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To: RightFighter

I can't believe this.


2 posted on 09/10/2004 4:53:38 AM PDT by keats5
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To: RightFighter

If someone has papers and believes they are authentic, then it must be true.


3 posted on 09/10/2004 4:53:54 AM PDT by js1138 (Speedy architect of perfect labyrinths.)
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To: RightFighter

But...But...But... have they been authenticated by documents experts at CBS??


4 posted on 09/10/2004 4:54:01 AM PDT by Lil'freeper (You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
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To: keats5

Don't. It's a joke, to make a point.


5 posted on 09/10/2004 4:54:22 AM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (God bless Senator Zell Miller.)
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To: RightFighter

Mancow will get in trouble again for that. Sure, it's a joke, but someone will be offended and make a big stink of it.


6 posted on 09/10/2004 4:54:30 AM PDT by mtbopfuyn
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To: RightFighter

Hysterically funny and dead on.


7 posted on 09/10/2004 4:54:30 AM PDT by Stentor
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To: RightFighter

MAN COW LOL HE RULES, I used to listen to him ALL the time when i lived in Chicago, his side kick's name was Turd!


8 posted on 09/10/2004 4:54:49 AM PDT by FesterUSMC
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To: RightFighter

Well, he always wanted to be a Kennedy.


9 posted on 09/10/2004 4:55:15 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: RightFighter

COW is messing w/ you......


10 posted on 09/10/2004 4:55:16 AM PDT by OXENinFLA
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To: RightFighter

Ah JEEZ! It's too early for this crap! LOL


11 posted on 09/10/2004 4:55:23 AM PDT by PilloryHillary (John Kerry LIED http://www.johnfkerrysucks.com)
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To: RightFighter

Heard it. The Dem's and Kerry are becoming a laughingstock. It could be Bush 58% Kerry 39-40 before before its all over!


12 posted on 09/10/2004 4:55:23 AM PDT by Rebelbase (John Kerry, sign form 180 .)
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To: OXENinFLA

I knew that ;)


13 posted on 09/10/2004 4:55:48 AM PDT by RightFighter
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To: keats5

Indeed, Mancow said it.


14 posted on 09/10/2004 4:56:04 AM PDT by Rebelbase (John Kerry, sign form 180 .)
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To: FesterUSMC

He goes on to say: If I had died already, I would have made sure they got out NEAR THE END of the Kerry campaign.


15 posted on 09/10/2004 4:56:47 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (God Bless Our Troops!!)
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To: FesterUSMC
"Turd"

Didn't Cow use to have kids hit him in the nuts w/ a whiffle bat?
16 posted on 09/10/2004 4:57:03 AM PDT by OXENinFLA
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To: js1138

They were authentic sheets of paper...


17 posted on 09/10/2004 4:57:31 AM PDT by LRS
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To: RightFighter

Love than Mancow, this is a parody off the FAKED docs on GW's TANG breaking news.


18 posted on 09/10/2004 4:58:16 AM PDT by GailA ( hanoi john, I'm for the death penalty for terrorist, before I impose a moratorium on it.)
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To: RightFighter

I suspect satire is the real culprit........


19 posted on 09/10/2004 4:58:21 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (After 30+ years dealing with idiots, I still haven't earned the right to just shoot them.....)
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To: RightFighter
It's a Good joke.


It would have been funnier if he was sitting in front of a computer, hit print and pulled the docs out of his printer.
20 posted on 09/10/2004 4:58:26 AM PDT by OXENinFLA
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