WE need a few "Ratherisms"
Yeah, I don;t know what it means either; but I bet Dan does!
"This race is tighter than a frogs buns after its been bakin'in the Texas sun, while Ann Richards was singin' "Yellow Rose Of Texas" at the top of her lungs accompanied by a parade of Marichi players who just left the cantina."
Or along those lines ...
"It has come to our attention, here at CBS, that the documents we hoped would be the nail in Bush's coffin were forgeries. We’re sorry our reporting is shakier than cafeteria Jell-O. We're really very sorry the documents were not genuine. We're even more sorry the world found out about that. Right now we’re about as uncomfortable as a too-small bathing suit on a too-long ride home from the beach. We're sorry we didn't have any REAL dirt on President Bush. We're sorry that Kerry is such a weak candidate. We're sorry that none of the mud we continue to throw at the President seems to be sticking. We've lived by the crystal ball, we're eating so much broken glass. We're in critical condition. We're sorry, we're sorry, we're SO sorry."
"This hoax was slicker than hot snot on a brass doorknob"
"We thought we had this one sewed up tighter than a bullfrog's @sshole, and that's watertight!"
"I was used like a two dollar hooker who got paid with forty wooden nickels."