To: cwiz24
Satellite has been broken.
Virus has been released.
Prepare for zombie mutation spread. It's only a matter of time.
To: flashbunny
You have no chance to survive. Make your time.
13 posted on
09/08/2004 9:04:28 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
To: flashbunny
I, for one, wish to welcome our new space zombie overlords.
30 posted on
09/08/2004 9:09:50 AM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: flashbunny
Prepare for zombie mutation spread. It's only a matter of time. Remember: You gotta shoot 'em in the head. Nothing else works.
IIRC, an incident like this happened to the Soviets a while back. Their capsule was manned.
58 posted on
09/08/2004 9:16:48 AM PDT by
AngryJawa
(The Original Grumpy Gen-Xer)
To: flashbunny
"Prepare for zombie mutation spread. It's only a matter of time."
Does this mean we're all doomed to be democrats and we will look like Lurch?
93 posted on
09/08/2004 9:25:16 AM PDT by
KingPin
To: flashbunny
Virus has been released. Prepare for zombie mutation spread. It's only a matter of time. Disease, Disease,
Spreading the Disease
With some help from Captain Trips
He'll bring the World down to its knees
135 posted on
09/08/2004 9:35:13 AM PDT by
hobbes1
(Hobbes1TheOmniscient® "I know everything so you don't have to" ;)
To: flashbunny
The crash site in a remote Utah desert has prompted sightings of scores of bible-carrying men in black pants and white shirts with very narrow ties. These men must be aliens to wear such unconventional garb in a desert climate. They have been observed preaching family values, Christianity and morality which clearly indicates they are under the direct control and/or influence of an extraterrestrial entity. Authorities warn that contact with these aliens may change your entire life. Beware!
188 posted on
09/08/2004 9:48:29 AM PDT by
hford02
(I'm gonna have my son's name changed to Zell.)
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