I know! I found it really funny, too!! But some folks really do like it (my father in law, for one, after WWII). Would be interested to hear from other vets on that one. And I will confess that I was in the market for the deviled ham, which is traditional emergency rations for me.
I'd go for the Vienna Sausages. Real ones, not the ones with chicken. I think my husband would have eaten the Spam but he'd of been eating it by himself.
Try Sav a Lot! Personally vienna sausages rule!