Posted on 09/07/2004 4:24:40 PM PDT by kas2591
Do you think that unions and the democrat party were formed to help the little people?
Single-question IQ test:
Bush or Kerry?
Sorry about that; I did a title search, but nothing came up (idiot at the helm I guess).
God created evolution.
I must take it!
1. Do you think that O.J. Simpson was framed?
Of course! Mark Furmahn said the "n" word. Rofl... people actually still believe this stuff?
2. Do you think that professional wrestling is real?
Er.. no.
3. Do you think that the first moon landing was fake?
Movie studio in L.A.
4. Do you think that Osama bin Laden wants George W. Bush to be re-elected because he’s afraid of John Kerry?
Why would he be afraid of Kerry? WTF?
5. Do you think that Al Gore invented the internet?
Al Gore, paragon of trut-- lol. Do people actually believe this stuff, too?
6. Would you let your pre-teenage boy spend the night with Michael Jackson?
NO
7. Have you ever made a contribution to PETA?
LOL the animal people? No.
8. Do you think that Richard Simmons is straight?
Ew, that's a no.
9. Do you think that women should adopt a special diet to avoid prostate cancer?
Hehehe... only manly ones
10. Have you ever made a contribution to Benny Hinn?
Don't know who he is... oops
11. Do bisexuals have male and female sex organs?
LOL
12. Is “innuendo” an Italian term for suppository?
wtf?
13. Are you more concerned about saving a convicted murderer than an unborn child?
Now people like that are weird
14. Would you support an abortion of an unborn baby while protesting animal abortion?
PETA would
15. Do you think that Bill Clinton uses Viagra?
I don't want to think about that
16. Do you think that Chris Matthews has good communication skills and respects women?
HA! HAHA!
17. Would you favor the execution of a convicted female killer while she was eight months pregnant?
NO
18. Have you ever asked someone where the “any” key is located on your computer keyboard?
Why yes, ye-- er, no.
19. Have you ever nodded during a speech by Jesse Jackson?
I've never WATCHED a speech by Jesse
20. If your roommate stole your bong would you call the police?
LOL
21. Have you ever told a waitress that your sushi was undercooked?
Well, one time...
22. Do you think that masturbation should be taught in our public schools?
NO.
23. Do you think that Pee Wee Herman should be allowed to teach in our public schools?
Only if you said yes to number 22.
24. Do you think that the words “b****” and “ho” should be used to avoid cultural bias in IQ testing?
rofl
25. Have you ever watched a beautiful sunset and thought “hmm, science has clearly established that we all evolved from primordial soup.”
No way....
Well, I'm a semi-idiot, I guess.
Personal list.
"Do you take tests posted on the internet?"
You: "Actually, I believe in the Big Bang Theory."
Moron: "You do?"
You: "Yes. I believe God spoke and BANG!...it happened."
God created evolution.
Works for me.
1) What did the tomato evolve from?
Movie studio in L.A.
I can't believe it! Your such a moron. Anybody that knows anything, knows that it was filmed in a couple of small studio's in the San Fernando Valley! The cover up included turning the NASA studio's into porn studios. Geesh!, everybody knows that!
I visited Niagara Fall a few weeks ago. As I stood at the very edge of the Horseshoe Falls, watching the water race by as it went over the falls, I overheard a middle-aged guy state the following - "What a waste of water."
I suppose he believes his hero, Algore, invented the Internet, too.
FMCDH(BITS)
Back when I had TV I always sent money to "The Benny Hinn Show"! I loved the British comedy shows and he was the funnie...............................Never mind.
FMCDH(BITS)
Today my daughter was asked whether she favored Kerry or Edwards.
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