Kerry rally......Live thread.

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[Dog]

Here...

[Quilla]

Can you even picture President Bush using such a childish, moronic slogan as the Kerry camp is currently screaming? They have reduced their side of a serious campaign for the presidency of the United States to a contest akin to something we witnessed in Junior High. Frankly, they are embarrassing me.

[meyer]

"F" stand for Fraud!

Actually, I think Dubya's response to the "W" thing would go something like this:

Now John, you know that "W" is my middle initial and it stands for Walker. Lets hope that the American people don't have to learn what the "F" in John F. Kerry stands for.

[Miss Marple]

Kerry has the charisma of a turnip.

[colorado tanker]

Oh my, the moron is still talking about Vietnam. I wonder whose fault it is this time?

[libstripper]

It could also say something ominous for him about his ability to generate fraudulent votes. People need to get fired up before they'll vote multiple times, and, as in Florida, it usually happens in the minority areas.

[LS]

You mean Guy Lombardo didn't coach the Packers? I thought he had a runner named Paul Hamstrung and a QB named Belle Starr.

[LS]

"He keeps referring to 'that convention.'"

Hey, guess it beats referring to "that woman, Ms. Lewinsky!"

[LS]

He needs to change his slogan to "A Stronger America . . . Armed With Spitballs."

[small voice in the wilderness]

It is a pitiful sight to behold. While furiously searching for memorable sound-bytes they have resorted to the desperate rants of impotent challengers: name-calling. It shouldn't be long now before we see the opponents sticking out their tongues and insinuating that W. has "cooties."

[LibLieSlayer]

You mean that Energy Policy that has been held up in the Senate by the dims? Because that is the only Energy Policy that has been put forth. I have not seen anything put forth by Daschle, because the dims have NO Energy Policy.

LLS

[LS]

LOL "You don't hear the 'w' in wrong." This guy is a total Nimrod.

[Congressman Billybob]

The reason you won't see a picture of Kerry clearing brush: He doesn't know what brush is. He doesn't know where to fins it. He doesn't know how to clear it.

He would turn the whole thing over to his "Butler" and let him deal with it, and report back.

Congressman Billybob

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[LS]

You know---and I'm not trying to be funny---they ought to run this clip then show the planes hitting the WTC. Back to back. End of campaign.

[Quilla]

Cooties - I'm cracking up!

[Pearls Before Swine]

Teresa Heinz Kerry, the wife of Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry, told union laborers during a Labor Day rally that the country's leaders need to fight as hard to protect workers as they do to ensure homeland security.

I wonder if the Heinz corporation is known for its particularly generous labor policies.

[hinckley buzzard]

Thanks! I knew it wasn't in Wisconsin!

[Congressman Billybob]

Notice Kerry's expensive, custom-made ties with "JK 2004" in the gabric. That stands for "Just Kidding, 2004."

Congressman Billybob

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[The Citizen Soldier]

um...do you have personal experience with that particular sound?

No, but I spent the night at Holiday Inn Express.

[RetSignman]

During that hour and half "talk" he had with Billy Boy, he told Kerry " Ya' gotta' learn how to bite your lip, it get's 'em everytime, Ketchup Boy"

I guess he couldn't do THAT right either.

[RetSignman]

FUNKY