`W stands for wrong,' Kerry says

philly.com ^ | September 6, 2004 | THOMAS FITZGERALD

[tapatio]

F stands for fallacious

F stand for fake

F stands for fluffed

F stands for falsifier

F stands for fabler

F stands for fabricator

F stands for Flipper the fibber

[ancient_geezer]

"It all comes down to one letter: W."

Nahh, three letters,

JFK = Just a Flipping Kook.

Kinda has a ring to it, donch'a think?

[Gone_Postal]

F stands for Flip and Flop

[Palladin]

Where does Kerry get his speechwriters? On Sesame Street?

[bray]

Don't you think he could have come up with a W word where the W wasn't silent?? Pathetic!!

Pray for W and Our Troops

[tapatio]

F stands for Flip and Flop

F stands for Failure

[DanielLongo]

Sasso has enough history with Kerry to be able to reel him in when necessary
You can't reel in a 200lb moron on 20lb test.

[twhitak]

"Ack! Ack ack!" (a la Mars Attacks)

[Rocky]

"Kerry on Sunday brought veteran operative John Sasso in to travel with him and help make strategic decisions faster.

"'He wanted a peer, someone his own age,' a senior adviser said. 'John Sasso is smart and tested.'

"The two men have been friends for years, and Sasso has enough history with Kerry to be able to reel him in when necessary."

This is a presidential candidate. He needs help making strategic decisions faster, and he needs someone to reel him in when necessary. Very interesting. Maybe JF stands for Jelly Fish.

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

P is for Petty.

J is for Juvenile.

[St.Chuck]

And the grade school taunt of W's name is not exactly what you would expect to hear from an Ivy League graduate with delusions of being president

Actually, I think that plenty of Ivy leaguers probably came up with simplistic messages that people can make powerful associations with. Mr. Kerry is trying to make the election a referendum on the Bush presidency. W = wrong could be effective. Just as "compassionate conservative" or "It's the economy stupid."

[AF68]

This "W stands for wrong" stuff from Kerry is profound -- profoundly stupid and puerile.

[GLH3IL]

"Reminds me of the time when the Nebraska football player said the 'N' on the side of his helmet stood for "Nowledge."


*LOL* Boomer Sooner chuckles to the Cornnuts

[Dan from Michigan]

"We're going to close the tax loopholes that reward companies for shipping jobs overseas, and we're going to reward companies that believe that American workers do the best job in the world," Kerry said.

John Kerry voted for every outsourcing bill out there.

So shut the hell up.

[GLH3IL]

I would have paid good money for someone to have hit a train whistle right about that moment....Watch ol JFK do a neato graceful, french-like, flip flop on the ground.

[GLH3IL]

Algore isn't dumb. He invented the internet and hanging chads don't ya know?

As for Kerry...The man is intelligent. The issue isn't his intellect. The issue is his common sense, leadership ability, sense of right and wrong,...etc. He is intelligent - but in every other catagory that you look at to measure someone to serve the nation as President of the United States...he's woefully inadequate....to even Jimmy "I have lusted in my heart" Carter and Bill " I have lusted enough for 1/3 of the nations population" Clinton.

[ucsd1974]

"W stands for wrong." How can Bush ever recover from such clever attacks? What's next? "Laura is a loser, nyah, nyah, nyah." Stand by for a huge surge in Kerry's poll numbers.

[PeoplesRepublicOfWashington]

W stands for wrong.

Kerry is so desperate that he's stealing Bush's campaign concepts.

[Kowdawg]

What is with Kerry and these "clever" puns he comes up with, that are only clever to him? First is was "I was born in the west wing", then it was "5 words for you" and "4 words for you", now it's "W is for wrong". This is the kind of stuff a 2nd grader comes up with to get a pat on the head, this is not a serious candidate.

I guess $50M doesn't get you much anymore these days.

[Scutter]

"W stands for wrong"...

Ooookkkkkk.... You're really on to something there, Kerry. That's going to turn it ALL around for you. </sarcasm>