Posted on 09/06/2004 12:12:59 PM PDT by pabianice

CLEARANCE!
"The Phony Fighter Pilot," by Hugh Scott.
Release date: September 14, 2004
Initial Run: 3,000 copies
Clearance date: September 15, 2004
Avaialble now at 75% off! at http://www.vanitypress.com
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"A thoughtful, incisive book. I loved it!" -- James Carville
"I loved it before I hated it." -- John Kerry
"This guy knows how to fly an airplane?" -- Airworld Magazine
"'Phoney' is spelled with an 'e'!" -- The New York Times
"Cutting-edge journalism!" -- CNN
"I didn't know Bush was a boxer...?" -- Al Sharpton
"You know, I invented the airplane...and the jet engine, too..." -- Al Gore
"Hugh who?" -- USAF Personnel Command
Only 3000 gonna be printed?
I'm a writer, professional cartoonist, Vietnam vet, registered Republican and ardent Ronald Reagan fan. Inserted below is sample artwork from my forthcoming book about President Bush.
I have a $50 bet with a rightwing Republican that you DO NOT have the balls to visit my website by clicking on: www.PhonyFighterPilot.com. To help your fascist bedfellow win fifty bucks, tell me by using the email at the end of the home page. Either way, your website (ZeroSense.com) will be in my next book titled, "Liars, Crooks and Cowards: George Dub-ya Bush and the Rightwing GOP."
I clicked on his website and he had a bad link, which I then told him about in my reply email. I also told him to attribute my website correctly - www.0cents.com.
Here was his reply to me.
Funny thing. My link works for Democrats and moderate Republicans. Sounds like an excuse for not visiting www.PhonyFighterPilot.com . It also sounds like I won my $50 bet since you can always copy and paste the http//address into your Web search window.
Re your website, it deserves to be called "ZeroSense.com," but for accuracy's sake, I will also use "Ocents.com" in my next book. Wait to you see my cartoon parodying your website. You won't like that either, pal. And don't forget: the Silver Star, Bronze with "V" and three Purple Hearts trumps a National Guard record full of holes any day. BEAT BUSH in 2004 God Bless America
At this point, I decided that I would not waste any more time with him. He sent me a couple more emails but I ignored him.
"Only 3000 gonna be printed?"
Those will be donated to the maggot left wingers pretending to be reporters for the MSM.
It would be interesting to find out who paid for this book to be written and the paltry publishing.

"Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor? "
Watch out some on doesn't unload a troll alert on you. It will get nastier as the campaign goes on, I hate Heinz-Kerry as a Viet Nam Vet and for his voting record in the Congress, the man is in a double bind.
the Justice Department mush siege all copies of this book and place the writer and publisher under arrest.
Kinda early isn't it?
Nah! Just forget it and it will ooze away to be forgotten.
I wonder, however, if the TV "press" is going to begininterviewing this the writer ...
Are THEY going to take him seriously? Or as kook?
Heck, I'm willing to bet the KKK prints more than 3000 of THEIR booklets!
the Justice Department mush siege all copies of this book and place the writer and publisher under arrest. "
Uhhh... No.
Such a book is the author's right to create and publish. Wartime or not.
Please be more reluctant to flush the Constitution.
Are you TRYING to make FR look bad? This is a pathetic vanity press book. i.e. the doofus paid to have the 3000 copies printed and will have to pay out of pocket to market the book.
I could pay a vanity press to print 3000 copies of a book containing nothing but page after page of the word "DOODY!" They'd print as many as I paid for.
Having the justice dept seize the copies is unconstitutional and would make this guy's ranting legitimate.
Hee Hee ... The author refers to himself as an "old fart." Talk about scholarly credentials!
I'm sure that he will be interviewed.
And OSHA, we mushn't think the worst.
"Registered Republican and life-long Reagan admirer?"
He sounds like the dirty dozen GW haters on Free Republic.
My response would have been, "I have a $50 dollar bet that you DO NOT have the balls to vote for George W. Bush" .....
Guaranteed $$ maker for liberal whacko socialist progressive traitors at the SITE THAT MUST NOT BE NAMED.
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