Clinton's obituary:
1. Born in Arkansas
2. Rhode's Scholar
3. Attorney
4. Governor of Arkansas
5. President
6. Impeached
7. Disbarred
8. Best selling author
Unmentioned:
Has no legislation named for him
Has no policies named for him
Authored no policies or laws in effect today
Presided over a booming economy for which he had no control
Went to war against Serbia without UN approval, on the side of Islamic Mujahedeen terrorists and U.S. listed terrorist groups such as the KLA
Attempted to start a larger war by bombing the Chinese embassy in Belgrade as well as ordering (via Wesley Clark) NATO forces to forcibly remove Russian troops from the Pristina airport
Ignored terroristic bombings of the WTC in 1993, covered up the Middle-East connections to the bombings of the 1995 Murrah building in OKC as well as TWA flight 800, ignored the bombings of the U.S. embassies in Africa in 1998 and of the USS Cole
Ordered a hardline military response that resulted in numerous civilian deaths to resolve a standoff with a fringe church in Waco, Texas
Twice vetoed the ban on Partial Birth Abortions
Received illegal campaign contributions from China and other hostile and semi-hostile nations
Dodged the U.S. draft
Protested the U.S. government for over a month inside the Soviet Union while in college overseas
Involved in numerous land sales schemes such as White Water
Helped Enron land large foreign projects
Pushed the failed Oslo Accords onto Israel
Connected to numerous unexplained fatalities (e.g. Ron Brown, Vince Foster)
Caught in numerous public lies (e.g. Black church burnings, Monica, middle class tax cut, etc.)
Oversaw lax security at U.S. nuclear and research facilities
Granted exemptions to U.S. satelite technology transfers to Communist China
5 Legislative Days Left Until The AWB Expires