HAHAHAHAHA! You boyz are too funny. (I probably shouldn't tell y'all that Jen and Anti-Jen BOTH like Margaritas!)
Bender, you smuck! STFU!!!!
I hope both you gals will bear with me... And Bender. It looks like it will be some time before we know the players on our teams, so I want to wish all good luck and full steam ahead this season. May the best man... Hum... May the best person win.
Gadzooks, sonof! You really are that lame! Listen to old Bender, girls. We'll have a real good time. I know where there is a margarita machine that leaks! You just lay on the floor and open your mouth...
Sorry, Jen, Anti-Jen... I can't unplug him, so I'll toss him a case of beer. Bender? Here, catch!