Could be...
Down Bender, we just met Jen and Anti-Jen. Besides, I am older than dirt and you are a pile of junk from the future..
True, but one of them likes Margaritas! You know what that means?
I am afraid to ask?
If she drinks enough Margaritas she won't smell the beer on my breath.
Gad! Jen, Anti-Jen... Don't pay Bender any mind. He's just a 110 beer drinking machine on a 220 circuit.