Posted on 09/04/2004 1:48:03 PM PDT by Servant of the 9
If John eFFin Kerry is so rich, why doesn't he have a shotgun that fits properly?
But I'm so left eye dominate I have to close the right one, otherwise I have problems with the sights....
You kwazy wabbits quack me up so much, my wife is getting po'd cause I won't leave this thread. It's dinner time. and she's realled po'd. Regardless, I guess I'll have to eat in the den. If I spew mashed potatoes and gravy on the keyboard, then I'll really be in deep trouble. Regardless, keep 'em coming my friends. This is a long week-end to have fun.
Why is Kerry using a riot shotgun for target clays??
Did you PhotoShop that shell ejector shot? If not, Doofus has never pulled a trigger on a scatter shooter.
sKerry borrowed Tommy Thumb Daschle's shotgun.
In a previous response, I mentioned that I thought it was 16". Thanks your for the clarification to the other poster's remark.
Now that I'm laid off, and have time on my hands, I'll give it a go as you have. I'm only 54 and looking to see if I can serve in the US military. Wish me luck.
The stock, receiver and bbl length look about right but the gauge is a 12 ga. I'd have expected a 410 or maybe a .22 with snake shot propelled through a single action Remington Youth Gun.
"Did you PhotoShop that shell ejector shot? If not, Doofus has never pulled a trigger on a scatter shooter."
No, the photo is real. Check post 77 for the link.
I had to do the same, because these "mysterious" flyers were appearing at 9 O'clock all the time. For handgun target shooting, I found a red-dot sight like the Aimpoint or Ultradot helps.
His sinewy muscles taut with manly power, John Kerry focuses like a laser beam at the squirrel he is about to blow to smithereens as it titters at Kerry, harassing him, taunting and disrespecting him. "Don't you know who I am", Kerry thinks to himself. "Well, you're about to find out!" Blam!!!
"Ow ow ow ow ow. That thing kicked back at my shoulder." Kerry brow furrows in rage, his manly face muscles now flex as they direct their fury on the insidious device, a shotgun that has failed to perform as it should have. "I didn't know it would f$%k up so badly", he shouted, tears welling up, as he slammed the offending beast repeatedly to the ground, bashing it into smithereens. A splinter from the stock discharged from the defective firearm, lodging itself in Sir John's shoulder.
"Ow ow ow ow ow owwwie. Terayyyyyyyyyzuh! Can you get me a bandaid? And a purple heart?"
It's no wonder his 50 caliber jammed.
Presidential Aspirant JF'ng Kerry hunts snipe as he takes a break from the campaign trail.
Lol.
Not wanting to dillute your enthusiasm, Unless he's hunting big game, Dork would be using slugs grom a 12 ga. Otherwise, he'd be usinf what the call 'shot' from a shotgun. "Bullets" are typically this single shot rounds in many variations that rip up the enemy. Jacketed hollowpoints, wadcutters, full metal copper jackets, things of that nature. BTW, when the MSM refers to assault weapons and "bullets," they do not have a clue between a cartdrige an a bullet. A "round" is comprised of four pieces that propel a projectile from the muzzle from an artillary cannon, tank, or rifle, pistol, revolver, or derringer, or a spitshooter.
on the "semi-side" versus a full auto, the legion of HGCI havn't a clue what the difference is. They'd label my son's Marlin .22 SS60 as an assault weapon. Y'all might want to do your homework, especially with all the talented ex, and current Vets here on FR.
I wear whitish sport shirts under a shooter's vest. Dork's problem is that he's clueless in chambering, shouldering, sighting, tracing the target, executing the firing mechanism, and opening the chamber, and trying to do with the empty round. This JO has never been, or seen combat. I'm convinced of that. He's a toad.
I stand corrected. How about "all gun, no ammo" for the gun ignorant like me in the crowd.
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