[visagoth]

Kerry just keeps owning himself everytime he opens his mouth. I think the UNFIT sticks - and he oughta wear it.

[stockpirate]

i>At any rate, less than 60 minutes after President Bush gave a sober, graceful, droll and moving address, Kerry decided to hit back. In the midnight hour, he climbed out of his political coffin, and before his thousands of aides could grab the garlic from Teresa's kitchen and start waving it at him, he found himself in front of an audience and started giving a speech. As in Vietnam, he was in no mood to take prisoners: ''I have five words for Americans,'' he thundered. ''This is your wake up call!''

Even Dick Morris stated tha he is voting for Bush and that Bush made a great speech.

[goldstategop]

I started laughing hysterically. John F*ckin is really THAT bad. I mean the guy is Central Casting's idea of a candidate who does the wrong thing and trips over his words at the wrong time. You have to see Kerry in person to appreciate he's screwed up the wrong way and at the famous midnight rally he looked like he was on a bender. Hey, if Kerrycula wants to emerge from his political coffin for more late night campaign stops, I'm all for it. Kudos to Mark Steyn for bring us another dead on satire of a candidate going nowhere - like um, on his windsurfer board when there's no wind to push it forward. (laughing hard)

[SheLion]

Kerry decided to hit back. In the midnight hour

Wait until the debates. Holy Moses! President Bush will be all calm, and Kerry will come apart at the seams. I believe his true self will show through when he has to go one-on-one with President Bush.

[JeeperFreeper]

Great post. Steyn should be required reading in schools. Kerry really is an utterly self-centered human being. It's all about him all the time. He stands for nothing but himself. He can't stand the rigors of a poltical campaign. So how can he stand the rigors of war?

[WideGlide]

I heard a rumor that the Salvadoran immigrant that dries Kerry's feet (essential after a day of wind surfing) is voting for Senor Boosh.

[SheLion]

I think KnKerry will be so thrown off message during the debates that his head will spin off. LOL!

[SheLion]

Some say that FnKerry had a few too many martini's that night. Makes one wonder, doesn't it?!

[Professional Engineer]

Kerry is running his kamikaze kandidacy

ROFLMAO!! Doubly so, since this is showing up in the "old media".

[i_dont_chat]

First thing I read this morning. Great way to start the day!

[Bernard]

It would be very difficult for John Kerry to encourage a "Return to Normalcy" in the wake of the event at that school in Russia.

[indubitably]

Great article by Steyn.

The new season of Saturday Night Live starts tonight. Kerry has provided a ton of good fodder. Can't wait to see what they do to him.

[mathluv]

'Three years on, the two conventions drew the same distinction. If you want passivity and wallowing in victim culture, the Dems will do. If you want to win this thing, Bush is the only guy running.'

That last paragraph nails it.

[JesseHousman]

[JesseHousman]

[Cboldt]

If you want passivity and wallowing in victim culture, the Dems will do. If you want to win this thing, Bush is the only guy running.

Great column. Solid closing.

[easonc52]

If you want passivity and wallowing in victim culture, the Dems will do. If you want to win this thing, Bush is the only guy running.

Very well laid out.

Time for this remembrance to reappear:

[pray4liberty]

''I have five words for Americans,'' he thundered. ''This is your wake up call!''

No kidding, when he puts the electorate to sleep! Maybe that's his game plan, to bore us to death before the terrorists come over here to finish the job.

Then after he & his MSM friends get out of the nuke shack he'll hold a press conference with a speech on mercy killing. (/sarcasm off)

[PJ-Comix]

''I have five words for Americans,'' he thundered. ''This is your wake up call!''

Um......that's SIX words.

[ThirstyMan]

What is it with Kerry numbering his words for us?
It is getting very tiring!
Doesn't he recall those 3 big words he used a month ago, "Bring it on!"?

I thought President Bush was supposed to bring it on?

But now, when Bush does just that, Kerry acts like he's being wildly hysterical.

Sorry Johnny boy, but you asked for it....and now you got it.

Do something about it...other than complain...you dope.

How about releasing the medical records of your miliary service so we can see who recommended you for those purple hearts [was it you?].....or maybe the complete financial records of your wealthy bride Theresa [whose influence will become staggering if you become president].
Those two items would go a long way toward clearing up two of your HUGE infected credibility gap.

BRING THEM ON!!!!

oh yeah, those three words are repeating

[PJ-Comix]

but try to imagine Kerry doing the equivalent of Bush's gags about mangled English and swaggering.

"I NEVER fall off my snowboard!!!"